| A Royal Pain
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Royal Pain is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Warmfyre Welcome content update. It requires King Quimby to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on King Quimby's exclamation mark
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What a magnificent kingdom. What's its name again?
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Springfield, your grace.
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Hmm, a hum-drum name. We'll need to change that.
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What would you like the new name to be?
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"Kingdom Quimby" has a nice ring to it.
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Very good my lord. What's your first royal order for Kingdom Quimby?
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A hunt to celebrate the discovery of my new kingdom of course!
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Shall I hire the royal guards to hunt your prey for you again?
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No. My new servants should see what I'm capable of. I shall perform the hunt myself!
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Ugh. I'll start preparing the royal bandages then.
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Task: "Make King Quimby Go on a Royal Hunt". The job takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Prepare Bandages". The job takes place at King Quimby's Court and takes 4 hours.
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That didn't go very well, your grace.
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The raccoons in this kingdom don't mess around.
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I should deliver you to the local healer.
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And sit for hours in a waiting room with peasants? No thank you. I require kingly treatment.
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What would that entail, sire?
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Feeding me grapes one-by-one while I lounge on my throne.
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Promise you won't bite my fingers?
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I make no such promise.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on King Quimby's exclamation mark
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Sire, we have a problem.
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I assume it's another uprising. Boring!
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It's not an uprising. It's your inaugural feast. You didn't catch anything on your royal hunt so there is no food to prepare.
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Well, I won't be caught dead eating food of the commoners.
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Then what is your decree, my lord?
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Have the royal guards bag me a turkey. But make sure everyone thinks it was bagged by me!
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*sigh* I should have been a cobbler like my father wanted.
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Task: "Make King Quimby Send the Royal Guards to Hunt". The job takes place at King Quimby's Court and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Roll His Eyes". The job takes place at King Quimby's Court and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Quimby's exclamation mark
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Your grace, the cooks are preparing your royal feast as we speak.
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Excellent! As your reward take the turkey carcass home with you.
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Dare I ask for some meat left on the bone this time?
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*laughs* Hilarious. You'll be my royal jester soon!
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Your feast is now ready.
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But it's time I see more of my new kingdom. Prepare the royal feast to go!
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So that you can mix with your subjects and get to know them?
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Dear God, no! I don't want to rub elbows with those lowly locals. I only wish for them to see their magnificent new king.
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Prepare the royal goblet so that I may swill in front of them!
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If Squeaky Voice Peasant is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Fetch the Royal Goblet". The job takes place at King Quimby's Court and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make King Quimby Take His Feast on the Road". The job takes 4 hours.
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*holds head* I think I swilled more than my fill.
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I should think so. You never stopped drinking.
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Prepare my bed chambers. I'm calling it a day.
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But it's only mid-day, your grace. What of your schedule?
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My duty is only from late morning to mid-day. This hungover king must now take leave and nap.
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Yes, sire. I'll prepare the royal ice bag.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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