| Goner in 36000 Seconds
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Goner in 36000 Seconds is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update. It requires No-Helmet Dupree to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark
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Dude, check it out! It's Gene "No-Helmet" Dupree!
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Howdy, boys.
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Mister Dupree, can you show us how to be kings of the demolition derby like you?
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I'm already great at smashing stuff!
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It all comes down to conditioning, boys. You got to get all your concussions out of the way up front.
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Drop this cinder block on my head.
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*looks at Jimbo*
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*looking back* Even I think that's a bad idea.
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
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Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Practice Intense Skull Conditioning". The job takes 4 hours.
If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Act Out Aggression". The job takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Hacky Sack a Frog". The job takes 4 hours.
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Mister Dupree, that head demolition was...sublime.
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Yeah, dude, your forehead is like, unstoppable.
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Dude...?
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Ughn...
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Aw, man, he's really messed up. It's not a crime if we just watched what he did, right?
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Don't think so, but we better dump him in front of the hospital and bail, just in case.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark
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Well, Mister Dupree, I'm not sure how to tell you this.
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Hit me, Doc.
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That's not how I would put it, but here goes...
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Your day is numbered.
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Don't you mean "Your DAYS are numbered"? Like a plural?
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I know when to use a plural. And this isn't one of those times. *chuckles*
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Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Ponder His Final Day". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Review Bedside Manner Notes". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
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Dang it, if this is the end, I ain't going out quietly!
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I'm going to leave a mark on this world bigger than the ones it left on my skull.
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Can I film it?
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Who are you?
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Declan Desmond. Underappreciated documentarian.
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What're you doing in this hospital?
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I'm filming an exposé on this hospital. Did you know the doctors here don't know when to use plurals?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark
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What do you say, Mr. Dupree? Can I film your final hours?
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The demolition derby world deserves to know the man behind the "no helmet".
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Gee, I don't know...
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People love the drama of a man preparing to meet his maker. And also senseless destruction. They especially like the senseless destruction.
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Is that the kind of movies you make?
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If it will get you to appear in one, then of course I do!
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Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Collect Some Old Tires". The job takes place at Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Collect an All-Syrup Squishee". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
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Did you get me my Squishee?
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I did. One All-Syrup Squishee.
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The proprietor made me promise that it wasn't for human consumption.
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I demurred, but he still thanked me and asked me to come again.
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You're not going to drink that, are you?
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Naw, drinking it might make for a shocking ending to your film, but this ain't for me.
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Put this stuff in an engine and it's as potent as jet fuel. And only half as expensive.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark
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Almost ready for the show. The only thing left to do is make some final adjustments to my demo car.
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This is the perfect addition to my footage. *narrating* Leading up to his final act, the savant shares the wonders of his craft.
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A properly souped-up engine requires an exact mixture of fuel, oil, and my secret ingredient. *unzips his fly*
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Maybe I'll just interview some local residents instead.
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Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Soup Up a Demolition Engine". The job takes 4 hours.
If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Interview Springfielders". The job takes 4 hours.
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Tell me, sir, why are you here tonight?
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Because this quest didn't have a single regular Simpsons character in it.
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No, I mean, what are you hoping to get out of the experience?
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For once I hope I get to do something other than "Do a Plant Shift" or "Collect Junk" or "Fight Bigclaw".
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*looks around* Doesn't anyone in this town wear a helmet?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on No-Helmet Dupree's exclamation mark
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What's going through your mind right now, Gene?
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Doc Hibbert said I'll be dead this time tomorrow on account of this dent in my head and there's nothing he could do.
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Any regrets?
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I regret he's not a better doctor.
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I will make sure you are remembered, Gene. Not just for the size of your head dents, but for the size of the spectacle you created on your way out.
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And the size of my heart?
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Would you like that?
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Yeah. See, I got an enlarged heart. Hibbert couldn't do anything about that, either.
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Task: "Make No-Helmet Dupree Go Out in a Blaze of Glory". The job takes place at the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
If Declan Desmond is owned: Task: "Make Declan Capture Greatness". The job takes place at the Springfield Demolition Derby and takes 4 hours.
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*narrating* Oh, the horror! Fire and twisted steel, the tragic loss of a man's life at the height of his career!
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Let's see the Academy ignore me for Best Documentary now!
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Ugh...
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Gene, you're alive! Do you want to maybe...try again?
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Naw, I actually think I'm going to be all right.
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And check it out. My head dent is pointing in a different direction now. I think I'm cured!
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Uh, no, it's the same direction. You're looking in a mirror.
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In fact, that's a new dent.
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Aww...
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the 1974 film Gone in 60 Seconds.
