| Yet Another Unique Tech Startup Opportunity
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Yet Another Unique Tech Startup Opportunity is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update. It requires Antoine and Zora to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Antoine and Zora's exclamation mark
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I come bearing good news, fellow Co-CEO!
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You don't need to say "Co-CEO". Just "CEO" is fine. "Fellow" already implies that we're both CEOs.
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*under breath* English majors make the worst tech execs.
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What was that?
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Anyway, we've got a new round of angel investment so CarGo can proceed with its expansion plans!
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You mean your parents' friends ponied up another round of cash?
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*under breath* Just the worst.
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What was that?
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| Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Plan Company Expansion". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
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If we expand our manufacturing capacity by 8% we should have enough money left over to hire the salespeople we need to hit our distribution goals.
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But we won't be able to maintain our requirement of having a food cart every fifty feet on our corporate campus.
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Well, we could hire 25% of the salespeople on commission and change the requirement to every sixty feet.
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Would that work?
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*looks at fingernails* I minored in statistics.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Antoine and Zora's exclamation mark
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Thank you for interviewing with us. It's an entry level admin position, with other duties as assigned to support the senior staff.
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So, I'll have to make coffee runs even though you have one of those fancy European coffee makers every sixty feet or so. Got it.
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Yes. The ability to multitask is going to be very important in this position.
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Understood. So I'll be doing the work of three people while getting paid half of what one should make; work too few hours to be considered full time...
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...and, once I do qualify for benefits, you'll replace me.
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You seem to have a lot of insight into the job-hiring process.
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Did you look at my resume?
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It's twenty-four pages long. I tuned out after a while.
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Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Marvel at Epic Resume". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
If Squeaky Voice Teen is owned: Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Teen Recall His Many, Many Jobs". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
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I've never met anyone who's worked so many different jobs before.
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Sometimes it feels like I'm in purgatory, forced to work a series of random service industry jobs at the behest of a pantheon of devious gods who think they're more clever than they actually are.
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Uh-huh. How soon can you start?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Antoine and Zora's exclamation mark
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We're very excited to be talking to you about one of our "code ninja" positions!
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"Code ninja". Is that supposed to make me happy to be programming eighty hours a week without getting paid overtime?
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You do get paid over time!
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Did...did you say overtime or over-pause-time?
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You're a good listener. I like that in a candidate. NEXT!
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Are you prepared to work in a dynamic work environment?
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Meaning that you keep changing priorities as soon as you see something new and shiny on the Tech News Network.
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That's insightful. I like that in a candidate. NEXT!
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What do you think you can contribute to an agile development team?
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Do you realize your use of the word agile is—?
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NEXT!
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| Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Read "Hiring for Dum-Dums"". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
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This is stupid! We're already doing everything the book says.
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I have a great idea. Two words: Travel mugs!
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For us?
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We put our logo on them and give them to new hires.
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*thinking*
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And for us.
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That's brilliant!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Antoine and Zora's exclamation mark
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Can we help you?
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Yes, I am here to apply for a job.
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We're a hi-tech automotive startup. I don't think—
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Yes, and I am the CEO of Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net. We're a cutting-edge internet company that does internet things that make a lot of money.
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Uh, one moment, sir. I need to step outside and speak with my fellow Co-CEO.
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Indeed. And I will partake in these tech company snacks that seem ten feet further apart than normal.
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What's wrong?
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Don't you get it? He's an undercover boss!
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*gasp* How did I not see it? He's dressed like a complete slob! Wait, but we don't have bosses. We ARE the bosses.
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He's not our boss. He's the boss of Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net and he's who's gonna try a hostile takeover on us. He's clearly undercover and scoping us out.
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But...if he was undercover, why would he tell the truth about being the CEO of Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net?
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That's how deep undercover he is!
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Oof, this takeover is gonna get hostile.
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Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Panic About a Hostile Takeover". The job takes place at CarGo and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Begrudgingly Walk an Extra Ten Feet". The job takes place at [{CarGo]] and takes 4 hours.
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Sir, we appreciate you coming down here to check out our operation, but really, CarGo is such a small operation, I'm sure, compared to Compu-Global-Hyper-Net—
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Compu-Global-Hyper-MEGA-Net!
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Right, that. Really, it wouldn't be worth your time to even consider us.
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But we were wondering if maybe there was something we could do for you, so that you would could just...go away and...forget about anything hostile....
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What did you have in mind?
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How does two-thousand CarGo stock options sound?
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What about one of those travel mugs you give to new hires?
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Deal!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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