| "SKINNERRRR?!"
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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"SKINNERRRR?!" is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 34 content update. It unlocks Chalmers and the Springfield High School.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Principal Skinner? Have you ever thought about what comes after all this?
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Do you mean the afterlife? Yes, I've got it all figured out.
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Heaven will be me and mother sitting in comfy recliners, and I have control of the TV remote.
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Hell is the same, but she gets to pick the shows.
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No, I meant what comes after we kids graduate from Springfield Elementary. We need a high school!
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| Task: "Build Springfield High School". It takes 4 hours.
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| Build: Springfield High School
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| New Character: Chalmers
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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When you have only one school in town, you only need a principal to run it.
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But with two schools, we'll need a... a... superintendent.
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And poof, like magic, here I am.
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| Task: "Make Chalmers Shout at "SKINNERRRR!"". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
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Well, Seymour, I see you're performing your duties to your usual high standard of sickening incompetence.
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Thank you, sir. As you can see, we still only have a handful of students at Springfield Elementary. It's lovely.
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Yes. I'd almost forgotten how peaceful it is when the entire student body gets blown to Kingdom Come. We'll have to do it more often.
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But for now, let's roll up our sleeves and get educating!
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We'll start with the foundation of any strong liberal arts education -- standardized test-taking.
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| Task: "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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Seymour, these test scores are abominable! In science, we got the lowest aggregate score ever recorded!
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It could be argued that, by establishing a new worst, we have in fact made a major contribution to science.
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It could be so argued by an idiot.
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But my point stands.
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This is unacceptable, Skinner! Get out of my office while I think on what to do about this!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Um, Superintendent Chalmers?
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Can't you see I'm busy? I'm trying to determine the most painful, humiliating way to fire you.
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What I have so far is good, but it doesn't really "sing" yet, you know?
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Yes, of course. But I think the children should be retested now that they've learned how fun science can be.
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"Science is fun?" The very notion goes against centuries of Western thought. I'll admit it -- I'm intrigued.
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| Task: "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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Well, look at that. The kids' test scores are up. Way up! I'm talking "satisfactory" up! Well done, Seymour!
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Thank you, sir. Although I have to admit, I had help.
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es, yes, we all assumed that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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