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(A rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after)
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} The rat symbolizes obviousness!
'''Ralph Wiggum''': The rat symbolizes obviousness!
 
 
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'''Bart''': Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.
 
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'''Ralph Wiggum''': (about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} ''[about Donny]'' When he grows up, I want to be like me!
 
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'''Homer''': Unlike love, respect can't be bought.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Unlike love, respect can't be bought.
 
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'''Lisa''': I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.
 
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(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)
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{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skinner! ''[pause]'' Skinner?
'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Skinner! (pause) Skinner?
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I'm alright, sir.
 
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{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Don't ever scare me like that again.
'''Principal Skinner''': I'm alright, sir.
 
 
 
'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Don't ever scare me like that again.
 
 
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'''Donny''': Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
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{{qf|{{ap|Donny|The Debarted}}}} Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like Crabapple. Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
 
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} ''[sighs]'' Pretty much.
'''Mrs. Krabappel''': (sighs) Pretty much.
 
 
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'''Superintendent Chalmers''': We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
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{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
 
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
'''Principal Skinner''': By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
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{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} That's long to a kid.
 
 
'''Superintendent Chalmers''': That's long to a kid.
 
 
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'''Homer''' [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"]: Driver of a loaner car...
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing to the tune of Yes' Owner of a Lonely Heart]'' Driver of a loaner car...
 
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'''Principal Skinner''': Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:26, February 26, 2022


Season 19 Episode Quotes
412 "Love, Springfieldian Style"
413
"The Debarted"
"Dial "N" for Nerder" 414


[a rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after]
Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!

Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.

Ralph Wiggum: [about Donny] When he grows up, I want to be like me!

Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.

Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.

[after the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion]
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! [pause] Skinner?
Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.
Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.

Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like Crabapple. Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?
Edna Krabappel: [sighs] Pretty much.

Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.
Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.
Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.

Homer: [singing to the tune of Yes' Owner of a Lonely Heart] Driver of a loaner car...

Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.
Season 19 Quotes
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs The Homer of Seville Midnight Towboy I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Treehouse of Horror XVIII Little Orphan Millie Husbands and Knives Funeral for a Fiend Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind E Pluribus Wiggum That '90s Show Love, Springfieldian Style The Debarted Dial "N" for Nerder Smoke on the Daughter Papa Don't Leech Apocalypse Cow Any Given Sundance Mona Leaves-a All About Lisa