Gal Pal Hard Seltzer

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Gal Pal Hard Seltzer

Food/Drink Information Produced by: Marge Albertson Type: Alcohol First appearance: "Not It"

Gal Pal Hard Seltzer is a brand of alcoholic seltzer made by Marge Albertson.

History

After Marge left Kingfield, she went on to become the CEO of Gal Pal Hard Seltzer.

Appearances

• THOH – "Not It"

Drinks

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