Deep Space Homer/Quotes
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- Homer: Marge, I don't really wanna go through with this. But being an astronaut is how I got you to respect me!
- Marge: Homer, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even know how to use a touch-tone. But I still respected you and I always will, no matter what. [hear touch-tones beeping] Homer, you already dialed.
- Homer: Oh...
- Marge: But on the other hand, if you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
- Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could've met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked a mall guy if he would ever come back again... he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never gonna let something like that happen again! I'm going into space right now!
- Marge: Oh, I am so proud of you. And I know it's going to go just fine— [tones beeping] Hmm...
- Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. But, one thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
- Buzz Aldrin: (After Homer Simpson spills the bag of chips and they begin to float around.) Careful, they're ruffled!
