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The Trail Blazer
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The Trail Blazer is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Park Ranger Johnson to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Park Ranger Johnson's exclamation mark
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So, are the fourth graders coming to the park for their annual field trip this year?
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Yes, but only because the water park refuses to allow Bart Simpson back in.
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Well, I'm sure Bart Simpson and all your fourth graders will enjoy all the amenities of the great outdoors our park offers.
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Um, you really have your finger on the beating pulse of today's youth, Park Ranger Johnson.
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It's a gift.
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Task: "Make Park Ranger Johnson Prepare for a Field Trip". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Complain About Having to Go to the Park" (x5). The jobs take place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Park Ranger Johnson's exclamation mark
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Alright, kids, who's excited to learn about nature today?
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I'm excited to learn how you ended up in a lame job giving boring tours to school kids and German tourists.
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I'll bet you're Bart Simpson. I happen to love my job.
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Which is basically yelling at squirrels and telling flowers they're pretty?
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The flowers ARE pretty!
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Make Fun of Park Rangers". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Laugh at Bart's Jokes" (x5). The jobs take place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Point and Laugh at Park Ranger Johnson". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Park Ranger Johnson Prove He's Not Lame". The job takes 4 hours.
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Do all park rangers juggle and do card tricks to interest kids in nature?
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No, just me.
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That's so cool!
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Milhouse!
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Uh, I mean, so lame!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Park Ranger Johnson's exclamation mark
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Ah, who am I kidding? The beauty of nature is lost on today's kids — even when combined with close-up magic.
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That's probably true, but I personally would have waited to meltdown until after you were done with your presentation to the kids.
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If you're getting advice from Seymour now, this is too awkward to be enjoyable. If you go back to the magic stuff, we'll try not to laugh.
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Really?
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I said "try".
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Try to Encourage Park Ranger Johnson". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Park Ranger Johnson Feel Even Worse". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Park Ranger Johnson's exclamation mark
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Hey, Johnson. I heard you had another disaster with the school kids today. Where are they?
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Ah, I told them it was okay to play with the bears for a little bit. Just wanted to be the "cool ranger" for a change.
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Well, that would do it — if they don't get eaten.
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I doused them in bear repellant. They'll be fine. As long as the bear repellant doesn't give them hives.
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Whatever. Anyway, I just came by to brag about how I'm going to win first place in the Parkalympics again this year.
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The only reason you win every year is because you train while we're all doing park stuff.
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Excuses, excuses.
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Um, what are the Parkalympics?
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Why aren't you with the kids?
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I think I've got hives.
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If Desert Park Ranger is owned: Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Brag Some More". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Park Ranger Johnson Train for the Parkalympics". The job takes 4 hours.
If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Be Confused About Parkalympics". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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The Parkalympics are a ten-event athletic competition. The winner across all ten events is declared the Ranger of the Year.
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So, it's not so much a whole Olympics as a single decathlon.
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Yeah, but "De-Park-lon" doesn't sounded as good as "Parkalympics".
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Neither sound great.
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Maybe one of you check on the kids. I'd do it but I have to train.
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See, this is what I'm talking about.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Park Ranger Johnson's exclamation mark
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...and this year's Parkalympics comes down to this! With the top two competitors tied after nine events—
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Which doesn't seem mathematically possible...
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It may not be mathematical but it is dramatic. Anyway, whoever wins the Run-Back-Into-Town-Marathon will be this year's Ranger of the Year!
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I'm pulling ahead! I've got you now!
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Not yet you don't.
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Go, Ranger Johnson! Show 'em who's less lame!
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ROAAAR!
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What's this? A lion is heading for that spikey-headed kid!
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A lion? Lions aren't native to the desert!
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Maybe not native but, again... dramatic!
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We've got to help him!
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Forget it. I've got a race to win.
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But what about the Park Ranger's Oath?
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The only oath I took was to give the correct change when working the park admission booth. *crosses finish line* And that was more of a pinky promise.
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Task: "Make Park Ranger Johnson Save Bart from a Dumpster Lion". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Desert Park Ranger is owned: Task: "Make Desert Park Ranger Win the Parkalympics". The job takes place at the Ranger's Office, Springfield Desert State Park Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I may have lost the Parkalympics, but I'm proud I did my duty as a ranger and saved that boy.
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Yeah, yeah, you're a big hero now. But you know what would be really heroic?
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What?
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Saving those second graders from that pack of wildebeests.
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Wildebeests?! Coming kids!
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Sucker.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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