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The Secret Sauce to Success

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The Secret Sauce to Success
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Wild West
Requirement(s): Wes Doobner's Rib Huts
Required characters: Sideshow Bob, Gluttons, Brockman, Bart

The Secret Sauce to Success is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and Sideshow Bob to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After obtaining Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and Sideshow Bob
Wes Doobner - Happy Yee-haw! Wes Doobner is servin' up the tastiest ribs this side of New York's esteemed Eleven Madison Park!
Wes Doobner - Happy And unlike THAT rest-y-rant, we won't cancel your regular Tuesday lunch with Elaine May and Jann Wenner just because you tried to murder the Simpsons a few dozen times!
Lisa - Nagging Sideshow Bob, we KNOW that's you.
Wes Doobner - Annoyed Don't blow this for me, Lisa. Please? It's so hard for an escaped convict to make a fresh start.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Can we just fast forward to the part where you try -- and fail -- to kill me?
Wes Doobner - Happy What's the rush, Bart? Isn't revenge a dish worth savoring? Uh, I mean -- yee-haw!
Task: "Build Wes Doobner's World Famous Rib Huts". It takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Develop Rib Recipe". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 12 hours.
Wes Doobner - Happy I have it! The perfect recipe to lure the unsuspecting Simpsons into my trap!
Bart - Confused “Unsuspecting?” We just said we know exactly what you're up to!
Wes Doobner - Surprised Uh… did I say that?! Shucks, that weren't nothin' foreshadow-y! Wes Doobner ain't up to squat, y'all!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Eyes Wide Mmmm! These are the tastiest ribs I ever shame-crammed into my disgusting face!
Wes Doobner Are they really THAT good? I had no idea…
Homer - Mouth Full They're amazing! I'm going to be a regular customer.
Lisa - Angry Seriously, Dad? You'd regularly patronize a restaurant whose whole reason for being is your son's murder?
Homer - Mouth Full Hey, if he brings the flavor, he can do what he wants to the boy.
Wes Doobner - Happy I can't believe the public likes my cooking! What a feeling of… POWER!
Wes Doobner To take a few simple ingredients and turn them into culinary perfection…
Wes Doobner ‘Tis a feat that would have awed the alchemists of old…
Wiggum Hey, hey! We were promised rope tricks with our meal.
Wes Doobner - Happy Of course of course! Coming right up!
Task: "Make Wes Doobner Perform Lasso Tricks". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Gluttons Devour Ribs" (x3). The jobs take place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
Sideshow Bob The life of a successful restaurateur is a challenging but deeply fulfilling one.
Sideshow Bob - Happy When it all works -- kitchen and front of house functioning in a graceful pas de deux -- there's nothing like it.
Sideshow Bob To think I've squandered so many years on fruitless and petty revenge schemes.
Bart - Annoyed Just hurry up and kill me already! We know that's where this is heading.
Sideshow Bob - Annoyed Foolish Bart. Can't you see your former nemesis has moved on?
Sideshow Bob The only victims I care to murder now are high prices and inattentive wait service.
Sideshow Bob Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an expansion into Missoula, Montana to plan.
Sideshow Bob - Ominous Some are calling it the next Portland. Mu-hah-hah-hah!
Task: "Make Wes Doobner Expand His Business". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Gluttons Eat More Ribs" (x3). The jobs take place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and take 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
Sideshow Bob - Happy Okay, people! We've just received a tip that Kent Brockman will be dining with us tonight!
Sideshow Bob As host of Brockman's Bites, his reviews can make or break a restaurant!
Sideshow Bob Cletus' Grub Hut once served Brockman an undercooked possum au vin.
Sideshow Bob - Sad Six weeks later, they closed forever.
Sideshow Bob - Ominous But our casual elegance and unlimited handi-wipes will bring Kent Brockman to his culinary knees.
Sideshow Bob - Manic CULINARY KNEES, I SAY!
Task: "Make Wes Doobner Strut Confidently". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Wes Doobner's exclamation mark
Wes Doobner How do, Kent Brockman! What'll ya have?
Brockman I'll take one of everything on the menu.
Wes Doobner - Happy Yee-haw! Now that's the kind of wild appetite we love to serve!
Bart The only thing that could doom this review is rats in the kitchen.
Bart - Sneaky And I just happen to have a bucket full of rats right here!
Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 News".
Task: "Make Wes Doobner Serve Everything On the Menu". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Kent Brockman Critique Restaurant for Show". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sabotage the Review". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Wes Doobner's exclamation mark
Wes Doobner - Surprised A rat? In my kitchen! This is impossible, this is…
Wes Doobner - Angry …the work of Bart Simpson!
Brockman - Grim You can look for my review on Monday, Mr. Doobner. I'll be giving your rat-infested restaurant… THREE STARS.
Wes Doobner Oh. That's actually not so bad.
Brockman - Grim I gave Guy Fieri 59 stars just last month. Guy Fieri, Mr. Doobner. You'll be out of business in days.
Sideshow Bob - Angry BART SIMPSON! PREPARE TO DIE!
Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Close His Restaurant". The job takes place at Wes Doobner's Rib Huts and takes 2 hours.
Sideshow Bob - Angry I would have left you in peace, Bart Simpson. But now you die, like my concept for casual-yet-refined down-home cooking!
Bart - Happy At last! Here we go!
Sideshow Bob You actually enjoy this, don't you?
Bart - Confused I guess I do. Weird, huh?
Wiggum Not so fast, Bob. You're under arrest!
Sideshow Bob - Surprised I haven't killed the boy yet, officer! You have to wait until after!
Wiggum You're under arrest for getting a bad review. Yeah, the foodies have pretty much hijacked our criminal code. Disgraceful, but what are you going to do?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20