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| Canine Confidential
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Canine Confidential is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Dr. Dog to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Dr. Dog's exclamation mark
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So talk to me. You're having some anxiety?
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Woof! Woof woof woof!
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I see. Your human leaving the house every day is distressing. But they always come back, right?
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Woof?
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You're correct. There's always a theoretical possibility that something could happen to prevent them from returning—
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WOOOOOOOOOF!
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*sigh* Looks like it's time to resort to pills or a pig's ear.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Dog Hold a Session". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Dr. Dog's exclamation mark
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It bothers me that people think I like peanuts, and I'm not afraid of mice.
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Then what are you afraid of?
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It's hard for me...
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Please. This is a safe space.
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...I'm afraid of...sneezing.
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Sneezing?
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I sneezed at a show in Kansas City and killed a circus clown.
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Uh-oh! AH-AH-AH— *sneezes*
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Doc? Doc?! Oh, no!
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| Task: "Make Dr. Dog Look for New Clients". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Dr. Dog's exclamation mark
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So, this is my dad. And you agreed to listen to him, right?
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I must say, it'll be pleasant to talk to a human rather than the damaged ducks and donkeys I normally see
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You'll regret that you said that. My father's hee-haws will be harder to diagnose.
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I don't think that will be a problem.
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Great. I'll be back in four hours.
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But I only work in one-hour sessions—
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He'll just be warming up after an hour. *slams door and leaves*
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If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Complain Curmudgeonly". The job takes place at Retirement Castle or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Dog Look for New Clients". The job takes 4 hours.
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...so when I was eight years old I had to decide whether to stay with the burlesque show or move to Hollywood and do something called the talkies.
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Hey, Dad, where's Dr. Dog?
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Oh, he left hours ago. I'm just talking to this empty chair.
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Keep rambling. I'll be back tonight to pick you up.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Dr. Dog's exclamation mark
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So what should I call you?
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Well, I'm a dinosaur clone of Abe Simpson so...call me "Grampasaurus".
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You're not here to talk about your days in burlesque and transitioning to talkies are you?
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It's funny you should mention that. Musical history starring dinosaurs goes back to the Cretaceous period. But I'll start my story in the Jurassic...
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*sighs* Oh, brother...
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If Grampasaurus is owned: Task: "Make Grampasaurus Complain Cretaceously". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Dog Listen to Rambling Dinosaur Stories". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Dr. Dog's exclamation mark
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Uh, excuse me. Are you the head doctor?
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I am as long as you're here to work on your mental health and not tell long, pointless stories.
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Oh, I got tons of mental problems, Doc. Where do I start?
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By filling out this billing form.
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If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Start Recounting His Problems". The job takes place at Moe's House, Moe's Tavern, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Dr. Dog Hit the Mother Lode". The job takes place at Moe's House, Moe's Tavern, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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