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Bart's New Friend/Quotes

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Season 26 Episode Quotes
562 "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
563
"Bart's New Friend"
"The Musk Who Fell to Earth" 564


Homer: I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom.

Lisa: I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.
Homer: It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting?

Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse Van Houten: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Boo-yah!
Bart: Now you're not.

Homer: Today was fun!
Bart: Yeah...listen Homer. you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up?
Homer: I'll eat in bed! not just snacks,Messy stuff! like Lasagna!...uh, and TV would be on, Loud
Bart: Hey, would you ever wanna have a read job and a family?
Homer: Pfft! wife? three kids? steady job? if I did, I'd secretly be very sad! you could tell by how much I'd eat and drink and sit on the couch!
Bart: [Gasps in shock]
Homer: Thank God That never happened. [Goes to sleep]
Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat