| A League of His Own
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A League of His Own is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Baseball Jasper to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark
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Zzzz...
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Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back "Jasperien?"
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It's not what you think!
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See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform.
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I know! I was on your team you idjit!
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But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it... to avoid the draft.
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I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out!
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Did I? Oh. Well, you'll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again.
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Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years...
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Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953.
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Right. Good guess.
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Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it!
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| Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark
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It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt.
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Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft.
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They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific!
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I gotta hide!
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Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends.
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| Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Hide". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Jasper, FDR himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft!
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And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl.
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He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure!
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Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing!
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| Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark
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Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito.
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Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours!
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FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime.
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Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop!
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I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store.
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| Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark
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Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders.
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They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak!
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You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer.
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You mean... I'm safe?
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Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports.
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They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run!
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I gotta get out of this uniform!
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| Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed". The job takes place at the Community Center and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the sports comedy A League of Their Own.
