The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Wrestling content update/Prizes Gameplay

The Pratriot

The Patriot Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: *gasp* America Man?! No, little girl. I'm Captain Flag. Defender of the Stars and Stripes. Suplexer of Terrorists. Champion of-- Never heard of you. Guh. Task: Make Lisa Look Up Captain Flag (4h, Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Captain Flag Spread Patriotism (4h, Town Hall or Brown House) Captain Flag, it's so great that you've come to spread patriotism in Springfield. It's one of the things we're sorely lacking, along with healthy food, competent medical care, and honest government officials. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Patriot Pt. 2

After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark: What happened to this town, hopeless child? It's Lisa. No matter. I see a town suffering from a complete lack of patriotism! I'm suffering from not seeing your famous Twisting Piledriver! My wrestling days are over. But I can give Springfield a heavy dose of Old Glory! Eh, I'd rather have the Piledriver. Task: Make Captain Flag Proudly Wave the Flag (1h) No one is paying attention to me or my Stars and Stripes! Hey, your flag only has forty-eight stars on it. Alaska and Hawaii be damned. There are enough problems in the lower forty-eight! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Patriot Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Captain Flag, maybe try spreading patriotism from inside the ring. You'd have all of Springfield watching. I can't get back in the ring alone! I'm a tag team, and my partner Half-Mast is M.I.A.! M.I.A... Munched In an Accident? Missing In Action, Dad. That's horrible! Not as horrible as Munched In an Accident, but still pretty horrible. Task: Make Captain Flag Consider a Comeback as a Solo Act (8h, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Town Hall or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Patriot Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Mr. Flag, yer patriotism problem is because people here in Springfield are already so very American. You got yer hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and... *bald eagle screeches from the corner* Shut up, you dumb bald-headed bird! And where else on planet Earth can people pull off jean shorts! *burp* Jean shorts, eh? I suppose I could give 'em a good ol' American try. Task: Make Captain Flag Wear Jean Shorts in the Ring (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House) Captain Flag, your patriotic pummelings have coincided with a thirty-percent uptick in citywide patriotism. Unfortunately, flag burnings have upticked a little more. There's more smoke coming from flags than the tire fire. It seems you're rather divisive. But that's what makes freedom of speech one of the great hallmarks of American liberty. Freedom of speech has also made our air unbreathable. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Patriot Pt. 5

After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark: This town is hopeless! Never in my long career traveling between backwater burgs with local wrestling leagues have I experienced a group of people so wildly un-American. Springfield, get ready to be Suplexed! Task: Make Captain Flag Suplex EVERYONE (4h) On job start: He's... he's done it. He's reached peak America. *crying* It's so beautiful. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Making an Honest Buck

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Well, if it isn't Honest Abe! Burns, you've already recovered from the Diving Corkscrew Elbow Drop I gave you in the ring? My good man, that elbow drop did more for my back than my chiropractor has in thirty years. Do me again, Abe! *lifts Mr. Burns* *back cracking sounds* Aaaaahhh, that's some good old fashioned bone-on-bone action... Task: Make Honest Abe Piledrive Mr. Burns (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring, Burns Manor or Brown House) You okay, Mr. Burns? *laying on the ground* I can't feel my legs. Before they pained me so. Now nothing! I've never felt so alive! Smithers, pick me up! I want to do the Five Step Waltz! No...this is a celebration. Make it a Six Step Waltz! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Abe, I don't think Body Slamming a hundred-plus year old man is very wise. You're right, Marge. I should stick to slamming ninety-year-olds! I mean you're no spring chicken yourself. You shouldn't be getting in the ring at all at your age. At my age?! I'd Body Slam you right now if it wouldn't make Christmas awkward! That's it. I challenge the whole darn town! Five hundred bucks to anyone who dares take Honest Abe in the ring. Hmm, five hundred bucks would buy a lot of sleeves for my vest... Task: Make Honest Abe Give Nelson a Half-Nelson (8h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Abe, you can't beat up a little kid. That's our job. Now unhand that bully. And I'll take the cash as evidence. Evidence? Here's fifty bucks to forget this ever happened. A hundred bucks puts me in a coma till next Tuesday. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: If I can't wrestle little kids anymore, what's the point of being alive? Come on, Grampa. There's gotta be somebody who'll take your challenge. Prepare to meet your maker, Abe. Reverend?! Jesus climbed onto a cross, but you climbing into a ring is a whole different thing. Ned, the Good Book tells us that Jesus will return in the end times heavily tattooed, wearing blood-soaked robes, with swords coming out of his mouth. This is as close to Jesus as I can get. I'm getting in that ring and laying down the law. The Law of Moses! Well, I can't recite a contradictory scripture so... tag team? So it is written... tag team. Task: Make Honest Abe Tag Team the Bible Thumpers (4h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Timothy Lovejoy! Why in God's name are you wrestling?! That's exactly why, Helen. All in God's name. And Ned! You're wrestling too? I got a tag team dream with a death wish for a death match! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Abe, old friend. If you wish to prove you're still the best in the squared circle, you'll have to fight... Glamorous Godfrey! Glamorous Godfrey? But he's retired! Also, side note: he's ME! I can't fight myself. Did I hear something about molecular DNA disjointification cloning? Cloning?! Is that even possible? With this machine it is! The BIFURCATION-inator. That stands for Breaking Into Flesh Until Really Catastrophic Anatomical— I'm sitting down. This explanation is longer than I thought. --Tearing Is Only Natural... inator. I'll sit down now too. Task: Make Honest Abe Clone Himself With the BIFURCATION-inator (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House) *poofing into existence* What the--?! Who took me away from my preening mirror? I can't believe it worked! This is a scientific achievement of the highest order! Wait. You mean you never tested this thing before?! Let's not focus on the details. What's important is that... uh-oh Godfrey is disintegrating, and melting, and... poof, he's gone. Making a note here... solid progress. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making an Honest Buck Pt. 5

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark: Abe, I accept your challenge. But if I win then the money goes to Charity. Charity? Then I'd be honored to lose. Which charity? Charity is my mistress. I shoulda known it was a screwy offer. I'll be damned if-- Charity runs an organization for underprivileged children. Oh, sorry. Okay, but before I get in the ring with you, I want to see your preening skills. I thought only Glamorous Godfrey concerned himself with preening. I don't see preening! Okay, okay, like this? More strut! Work the hair! My body doesn't move like that! *crack* Ach! My back! *falls to the ground* I can't... go on... Oh, well. Guess I'll just take my money then. I'm off to the spa. Give my best to Charity! Task: Make Honest Abe Get a Spa Treatment (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Path to Enlightenment

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark: Ah, Springfield. More holy than the temples at Borobudur and Mahabodhi combined. WHHHADDDUPPP, Dr. Bonebreak?! I saw you bust a table over The Beefy Bishop's back on Friday Night Feud! Mmm, yes. I gained true enlightenment from that fight. And that led me to end my career in the ring and Springfield and to pursue the teachings of the Buddha. But you're back. For more enlightenment? Nah, enlightenment doesn't pay much. This monk's gotta make money. Know of any job openings? Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Look for a New Job (4h, Office of Unemployment, Town Hall or Brown House) Dr. Bonebreak, did you find a job? I was peacefully flipping burgers at Krusty Burger, but some squeaky-voiced teen got in my face so I rubbed his in mayonnaise. I guess it coulda been worse. It was. He had an allergic reaction and was airlifted to the hospital. He is squeaky-voiced no more. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark: Your qualifications are perfect, Dr. Bonebreak. I am in need of someone to work the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart. And you're seeking a former professional wrestler? The night shift can get rough, yes. Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Work a Shift at Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Dr. Bonebreak! You cannot just break the fingers of teenagers who take a penny but refuse to leave a penny. Stealin's stealin'. And they got off easy. I was going to smash a Squishee machine on their heads. Don't ever do that! It would damage a perfectly good Squishee machine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 3

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark: Dr. Bonebreak, perhaps you need to find a job that uses your strength but keeps you away from other humans, or anything with bones really. Hmm. Do babies have bones? Yeah. I'd avoid babies entirely. Look at this ad -- the Springfield Dump needs someone to stack junked cars. *reading* Requires superior strength, check. No human interaction, check. And no babies, check! Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Haul Junk (4h) *suck suck* Oh, no! There's a baby in this dump! I gotta quit! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 4

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark: Psst, Doc. I hear you got a real knack for keepin' people outta places they don't belong. I could use someone like that at my club. What did you have in mind? Let's just say I need some "rats" exterminated. Rats? Gross! Rats are filthy creatures. Good. So we see eye-to-eye. It's time they get... "whacked". That sounds messy. I prefer to use traps. I'll leave the methods to you. As long as they're swimming with the fishes by nightfall. *chuckles* Silly mobster. Rats can't swim. My point exactly. That's a great idea, I'll donate them to the local pet store so they have some other friends, like the fishes. I'll get right to it. *leaves* Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Search for Rats at the Club (6h, Businesssman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House) So tell me, Doc. You find those "rats" we talked about? Did I ever. There were over thirty of them in the basement. Thirty rats?! I was being more double-crossed than I ever thought! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark: None of these jobs are right for me. What am I gonna do? I can't go back to the ring. Dr. Bonebreak, do you realize you're still dressing for your old job? I thought a top coat with no shirt, torn pants and a do-rag would open employment doors. It closes more than it opens. You should not dress for the job you have but rather the job you want. Sounds like you're trying to get a shirt on me. Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Dress for Success (4h) I dressed for every job I applied for in Springfield but nobody wants me. I might as well just go back to wrestling. Finally you're using your brain! Now stop using your brain, because I'm paying you twenty-five dollars a week to join my new Golden Ring Wrestling league. Twenty-five dollars? How can I eat on that? I assume you eat the wrestlers you defeat. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Turna-Bout

Turna-Bout Pt.1

After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark: Iron Yuppie, remember that time you bashed Dr. Hillbilly with your briefcase, which then opened to reveal another briefcase that you used to bash him again? That's what I call a "day at the office". That made me want to grow up to be an office worker! Task: Make Bart Regale Iron Yuppie About Previous Matches (4h, Brown House) Task: Make Iron Yuppie Reminisce About Inflicting Brain Damage (4h, Brown House) *four hours later* ...or remember the time you knocked out the Psycho Cyclops with a Double Underhook Powerbomb?! Awesome! You know what would be more awesome...? Scoring Iron Yuppie some grub. Hmm... you're gonna need a Mr. Burns-sized mansion of meat. You should hit him up. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Turna-Bout Pt.2

After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark: Excuse me. I was told to look here for a mountainous meal to build my muscle mass. Mr. Burns doesn't serve vagrants off the street. I usually turn the firehose on them. Smithers, who is that at the door? These shoulders aren't going to finish shiatsu-ing themselves. No one, sir. I'll SLAM you into oblivion, twerp. Wait, I recognize that arrogance, that abusive temperament, the faintest aroma of cheap cologne... you're the Iron Yuppie! *barges in* Got that right, old man. Now I need food! Task: Make Mr. Burns Demand a Feast From Smithers (8h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Iron Yuppie Rifle Through Burns Cupboards for Appetizers (8h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Turna-Bout Pt.3

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Iron Yuppie, I'll confess, I have an ulterior motive in preparing this banquet for you. I know. You want to feel my rippling biceps. Well, yes... but something else. I want you to get back into the ring. Sorry. Been there, done that. But everyone loves a good comeback. Especially a hated wrestling villain like yourself. I don't want to be a hated wrestler anymore. What's the opposite of that? A nice guy. What? No, no. Never that! You should love to be hated. But I want to show people the gentler side of me. Like the Snuggle bear in those laundry commercials. The gentler side? Good luck with that. By the way, I slipped performance enhancing drugs into the meatloaf to toughen you up. GrrrRRRR! Time to go nuts! Task: Make Iron Yuppie Smash Valuable Objects (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Turna-Bout Pt.4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Smithers! Stop this hepped-up hulk before he breaks all my precious porcelains! Sir, I'm releasing the hounds. Releasing the hounds...? That's my thing. I wanted to try it once. It does feel good. Task: Make Iron Yuppie Outrun the Hounds (6h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Turna-Bout Pt.5

After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark: Excuse me, I'll have your best beer. Uh, our best beer is also our worst. *burp-cough-gag* Uh-oh, Barney's chokin' on a pickled egg. This is what you get for eatin' before you drink. *cough-cough-gag* Somebody... not me... be heroic and do something! Wait a second... I could be that hero! Task: Make Iron Yuppie Roll Barney Over (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) You're okay... I saved your life! Thank him, Barney. *long belch* Not the thanks I was hoping for. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Turna-Bout Pt.6

After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark: In all my attempts at heroism I've only managed to roll a drunk. Not exactly benefiting society. *sigh* Maybe playing the villain suits me better. Excuse me sir, you dropped your briefcase. Dropped my briefcase like I'm going to drop you... and so many others! Task: Make Iron Yuppie Make a Comeback by Assaulting the Elderly (4h, The Coot Society, Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20