The Serfsons/Quotes
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- Homer: Water soup again?
- [A crow lands on the windowsill. Marge bashes it with her ladle.]
- Marge: Now it’s crow soup!
- Homer: Ooh, I call an eye!
- Lisa: Me too!
- Bart: Me three!
- Marge: And Maggie gets the beak.
- [She then gives Maggie the beak.]
- Jacqueline: Oh, I've lived a full life. I saw a drawing of an ocean, I watched my daughter marry an ogre.
- Homer: I am not an ogre. My father married an ogre after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.
- Lisa: Lousy nobles. We serfs are starving, while they're feasting and jousting and posing for tapestries, where they're friends with a unicorn. As if any unicorn would like them. Unicorns like nice people. I'm a nice person.
- [Homer pokes his father's spider web, when looking for his mother-in-law's]
- Grampa: Son, is that you?
- Homer: No.
- Apu: Take a peasant, leave a peasant.
- Jacqueline: I dated a shape-shifter once. I thought I could keep him from changing. I was wrong.
- Marge: How are we going to get over these walls?
- Treestache: Walls... [Treestaches appear] cannot stop us. The trees will fight with you.
- Homer: [while picking up an axe] We will never forget your sacrifice.
- Treestache: Sacrifice?
- [Scene changes. People is building ladders with the Treestache's wood]
- Treestache: [face on a ladder] We could have torn down the castle walls in five minutes.
- Homer: [chuckles] Trees can't talk, silly.
