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	Season 28 Episode Quotes
← 604 "Dad Behavior"	605 "The Last Traction Hero"	"The Nightmare After Krustmas" 606 →

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Smithers: Oh, it's such a pleasure to pour tea for someone, and not have to help him chew it.

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Homer: [to Smithers] It'll be three months before I can scratch my ass! Six before I can really go at it.

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Homer: [to Smithers] You can't bribe me with cake, I just ate several pies.

Smithers: Fine, enjoy the cake. Just don't eat it in front of a notary public.

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Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus • Friends and Family • The Town • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • Trust but Clarify • There Will Be Buds • Havana Wild Weekend • Dad Behavior • The Last Traction Hero • The Nightmare After Krustmas • Pork and Burns • The Great Phatsby: Part One • The Great Phatsby: Part Two • Fatzcarraldo • The Cad and the Hat • Kamp Krustier • 22 for 30 • A Father's Watch • The Caper Chase • Looking for Mr. Goodbart • Moho House • Dogtown