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	Season 26 Episode Quotes
← 566 "My Fare Lady"	567 "The Princess Guide"	"Sky Police" 568 →

Lisa: Okay, Dad, I'm ready for Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Bart:How come there's never a Take Your Son to Work Day?

Homer: 'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. The Dirty Dozen? All guys. Twelve Angry Men? Uh, men! The X-Men? Mostly men.

Bart: (laughing) Good one, Dad.

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Homer: And the older one, I can't tell her what to do. And she's only 12.

Lisa: Eight.

Homer: See what I mean? Always an argument.

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