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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 39 content update

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Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 39 content update is the The forty-seventh content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on March 28, 2014. It included two characters: Manjula and Sanjay, two buildings: Apu's Apartment and Sanjay's House and one decorations: Shiva Statue. It also include eight more decorations for Krustyland: Dizzy Duff Topiary, Edgy Duff Topiary, Remorseful Duff Topiary, Surly Duff Topiary, Queasy Duff Topiary, Sleazy Duff Topiary, Tipsy Duff Topiary, and Bumblebee Man's Tacos. It also one more friend of points level.

Level Up Message

The level up is message is spoken by Joe Quimby

Level Up Message
Level39.png

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon.png Manjula Tapped Out Unlock Manjula.png
Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon.png Sanjay I am not only younger than Apu, but also astonishingly more handsome.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Apu's Apartment Tapped Out.png Apu's apartment 6s Donut Tapped Out.png160 Manjula
Sanjay's House Tapped Out.png Sanjay's House 24 hours Cash.png438,000 Sanjay 39

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Shiva Statue.png Shiva Statue Donut Tapped Out.png40 38


Krustyland Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Dizzy Duff Topiary.png Dizzy Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png400 30
Tapped Out Edgy Duff Topiary.png Edgy Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png300 30
Tapped Out Remorseful Duff Topiary.png Remorseful Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png300 30
Tapped Out Surly Duff Topiary.png Surly Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png300 30
Tapped Out Queasy Duff Topiary.png Queasy Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png400 30
Tapped Out Tipsy Duff Topiary.png Tipsy Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png500 30
Tapped Out Sleazy Duff Topiary.png Sleazy Duff Topiary Krustyland Ticket.png400 30
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man's Tacos .png Bumblebee Man's Tacos Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 31

Prizes

Image Name Costs Level required
Tapped Out Earl.png E.A.R.L. FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Friendship Level 6

Gameplay

Sanjay

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 1

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
Dolph Stealing from the Kwik-E-Mart isn't as easy as it used to be. They now have electronic tags on the electronic tags.
Nelson It might, be the years and years of stealing, but Apu just doesn't trust us like he used to.
Dolph Wasn't there another clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart? Kind of a younger, hipper, nicer, richer, more handsome version of Apu?
Apu I'm standing right here!
Nelson I remember him! Sanjay! He used to offer a Kwik-E-Mart delivery service for single mothers.
Dolph I think that was only for your mom...
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 1" which is to "Build Sanjay's House". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 2

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Apu Is that you Sanjay? Please Ganesh! I thought I'd never see your hansome face again!
Sanjay Oh Apu! My dear brother...
Apu You know Sanjay, you're nearly two years overdue for your shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Sanjay I've only just arrived. Come have a drink with me to celebrate my reincarnation!
Apu One drink. I'd make it two if you'd reincarnated into something more impressive - like a cow.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 2" which is to "Make Sanjay and Apu Celebrate Sanjay's Return". It takes 45 seconds and the player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Apu What an amazing 45 seconds! Now I need to get back to the Kwik-E-Mart.
Apu Since I can’t lock up the place, I have to leave a cardboard cut-out of me in charge.
Apu And that cardboard cut-out gives way too many discounts for dented cans. It’s ruining my business!


A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 3

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay Apu, you can’t keep running the Kwik-E-Mart all by yourself without any help.
Apu The octuplets were a great help until they unionized.
Apu I’ve thought about hiring an employee, but could not imagine one of the local buffoons running the place.
Homer Help! Someone! Anyone! A raccoon ran away with my belt and I can’t chase it because my pants keep falling down!
Apu *sigh*
Sanjay While they might be idiots, they do seem to have perfect timing when you want to emphasize a point.
Apu There is, however, one person I could trust to work for me.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 3" which is to "Make Sanjay Negotiate an Employment Contract". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Cash.png300 and XP.png60 in reward.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 4

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay Alright Apu. I’ll accept your less than generous offer of employment… only in exchange for working a reasonable schedule.
Apu You have my word Sanjay, I will do my best to keep all your shifts under 12 hours in length.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 4" which is to "Work a 16 Hour Shift". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Cash.png300 and XP.png60 in reward.
Sanjay All work and no play makes Sanjay a dull boy. All work and no play makes Sanjay a dull boy.
Sanjay Aughh! Aisle four is a river of blood!
Sanjay Oh wait, it’s just cherry flavored Squishee. The machine must be broken again. This job is really driving me crazy.
Moleman Help me! I can’t swim AND I have type II diabetes.
Sanjay I’m sorry, sir. But company policy clearly states that you must purchase something before I can save your life.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 5

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay One day of work and I already hate my job.
Homer Tell me about it. I skipped work today and it’s still all I hear about.
Homer Nuclear meltdown on the radio, on the TV, from a guy in a hazmat suit in my living room. Yeesh.
Sanjay Apu promised it would be different this time, but the only thing different is that it is a little worse.
Homer This is America, Sanjay. Employers lie to employees, and employees take their revenge by getting drunk.
Homer And by sometimes giving their friends free hot dogs.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 5" which is to "Make Sanjay Drink with Homer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.
Apu *GASP* My store is without a clerk! Not even a cardboard one!
Apu Oh I cannot believe it! A mere 16 hours into his first 12 hour shift and Sanjay is already slacking off!
Apu Doesn’t he realize that the American Dream applies to business owners, not their employees?
Apu Just wait until I find you, Sanjay! You’ll get a talking-to that will sting for a lifetime‚ and two more lifetimes after that.
Apu But where could he be? I’ll check his usual haunts – the Kwik-E-Mart and India.
Apu I really don’t know my brother very well.
After the task is complete
Apu There you are Sanjay! I’ve finally found you, you lazy goat of a man!
Homer Well since I had absolutely *hic* nothing to do with this, I must be going
Apu How dare you leave my store unattended! The magazines have all been read, and the “take a penny leave a penny” jar is practically empty!
Apu This is as irresponsible as that time you ran off to become a sitar player.
Sanjay I was the second best sitar player in the world! It just turns out that the world needed only ONE sitar player.
Apu Well maybe I should offer the Kwik-E-Mart job to Ravi Shankar.
Sanjay Joke’s on you, he’s dead! Not to mention he was a known pickpocket.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 6

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay I’m about to say something a Nahasapeemapetilon has never said – I quit!
Apu I’m about to say something a Nahasapeemapetilon has said many times – you’re fired!
Apu Turn in your keys, your gun, and your “Employee of the Month” mug.
Sanjay What are you going to do with that?
Apu Probably get up on the roof and shoot at looters.
Sanjay No, I meant the mug.
Apu Target practice for shooting looters.
Sanjay That’s how you treat the best employee you’ve ever had?
Apu Oh, I would never be that mean to the cardboard cut-out.
Sanjay Your heart is as cold as your defective Red Hots. I have no brother.
Apu Then I will say goodbye to you as coldly as I do my customers…
Apu Thank you, come again!
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Fume" and "Make Sanjay Sulk". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,110 and XP.png230 in reward.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 7

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay As the ancient saying goes: “Please buy more ancient saying cards for more ancient sayings.”
Sanjay Argh! I hate the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu has cheated me out of decent pay, reasonable hours, and now pre-packaged spirituality!
Sanjay At least I still have my dignity, which I can party away on my own time.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 7" which is to "Make Sanjay Party Like It’s on Sale for $19.99". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.
Bart What’s wrong Sanjay? Are you being attacked by bees?
Sanjay No, I’m dancing!
Bart I feel like those moves would look better if a thousand other Indians were doing them simultaneously.
Sanjay A thousand dancers? I wish! But this is my life, not the set of an ultra-low budget Bollywood film. I dance to express myself.
Sanjay How do you express yourself?
Sanjay Paint a picture? Practice the ancient art of origami towel folding?
Bart Mostly I just cause millions of dollars worth of property damage…

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 8

After tapping on Sanjay's exclamation mark
Sanjay This is the new me! I’m seizing the now! Doing things I’ve always wanted to do.
Sanjay For example, I’ve always wanted to ride a skateboard.
Bart No such luck, dude. This skateboard’s mine. See, my name is written on it.
Bart Mart Crimpton? I learned nothing at Krusty’s Kalligraphy Kamp.
Sanjay I’ve also always wanted to steal from a child.
Bart Alright alright, you can borrow it.
Sanjay I’m sure the Gods will someday reward your kindness.
Bart I would prefer they reward me right now. With cash. From your wallet.
Sanjay Got to go!
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 8" which is to "Make Sanjay Skateboard". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Sanjay What fun!
Sanjay It’s like driving! Only one tenth the speed and twelve times the effort.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 9

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu I thought I had finally found someone to help run the Kwik-E-Mart, but it turns out I can’t even rely on my own family.
Homer Preaching to the choir.
Homer Maggie never shares her bottle. Marge refuses to let me eat in bed. And Liza is always claiming that I’m forgetting her name.
Apu You mean Lisa?
Homer Don’t get me started on Lisa. With her crazy ideas about global warming and her refusal to eat meat.
Apu I, too, am a vegetarian.
Homer Hahaha. No meat. Hahaha…
Homer Thank you, Apu. It’s good to laugh again.
Homer You really solved my problem.
Apu But we were talking about my problem! Ugh, never mind.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 9" which is to "Make Apu Kwik-E-Mart 48hr Shift". It takes 2 days.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 10

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers!! Start cranking the automobile. We’re headed out on the town for a day of high-jinks, tomfoolery, and, time permitting, japery.
Smithers Of course, Mr. Burns. Shall I pack the picnic basket and your promenading pants?
Mr. Burns There will be no promenading where we’re going: the local Kwik-E-Mart.
Smithers But that’s where the common man shops, sir. Men who didn’t meet Teddy Roosevelt.
Mr. Burns I didn’t just meet him, I tried to kill him and stuff him!
Mr. Burns Now do as I say or I’ll stuff you too!
Smithers Yes, sir!
Mr. Burns And don’t forget that coupon insert – no sense wasting pennies, especially while I’m saving up for that penny wasting machine.
Smithers These discounts do seem too good to be true. Perhaps I’ll even pick up a few items.
Mr. Burns You shop on your own time.
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 10" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Shop ‘Til You Drop". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash.png235 and XP.png45 in reward.
Apu Mr. Burns sure wiped me out. I can’t believe Kwik-E-Mart corporate let such a promotion slide.
Apu It’s like the Buy None Get One Free fiasco all over again.

A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 11

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Now let’s just hope that no one else sees that deal. Who am I kidding – no one in Springfield reads the newspaper.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

This just in – nobody reads about stunning Kwik-E-Mart promotion. Coming up – are your cats TOO cute?
Apu Why does it sound like an overweight horde is headed my way?
The player receives "A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 11" which is to "Make Springfielders Shop ‘Til You Drop (x15)". It takes 3 hours and the player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 for the quest in reward.

Manjula

A Love Embiggened Pt. 1

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Manjula! My beautiful yet critical wife! You have finally returned to me!
Manjula Oh Apu! I have missed you so! Have you gained weight?
Apu Ah, finally my neck feels at home with you breathing down it.
Manjula Where are the children? Are they still eight of them?
Apu You'll pleased to know I didn't lose a single one!
Apu For more than 48 hours...
Apu Plus we even briefly had nine babies, before I realized Hans Moleman was scamming me for free formula.
The player receives "A Love Embiggened Pt. 1" which is to "Make Manjula and Apu Reunite the Family". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

A Love Embiggened Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu There is something I must get off my chest, Manjula, other than this surprisingly heavy infant.
Manjula You know you may tell me anything, my dear husband. And I will punish you accordingly.
Apu Well, Manjula. While you were gone... I have felt certain ...urges.
Manjula Oh no.
Apu Well, as you know, every man has needs. Needs that cannot be served when his wife is away.
Manjula Oh No!
Apu I would like you to take care of the octuplets so I can finally get work done at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Manjula Oh thank god! I thought I was going to have to make you sleep on the couch for cheating.
Manjula Instead you can sleep on the couch for worrying me.
The player receives "A Love Embiggened Pt. 2" which is to "Make Manjula Look After the Octuplets" and "Make Apu work a 24 hours shift". It takes 8 hours and 24 hours and the player receives total Cash.png1,120 and XP.png265 in reward.

A Love Embiggened Pt. 3

After tapping on Manjula's exclamation mark
Manjula Apu, I just got back and already you are spending all your time at work. I want a chance to reconnect as a couple.
Apu I don't spend all my time at work - occasionally I relax in the Brown House.
Manjula Who is this Brown Howz and why do you relax in her?!
Apu No, no, Brown House is a place, not a lady.
Manjula Oh, what a humorous misunderstanding.
Apu Perhaps we could relax in the Brown House together?
Manjula And now you want me to participate in your adultery!
Apu Please, I have not cheated on you! It's not even an option on my job list!
The player receives "A Love Embiggened Pt. 3" which is to "Make Manjula and Apu Argue in a Foreign Language". It takes 6 hours.

A Love Embiggened Pt. 4

After tapping on Manjula's exclamation mark
Manjula I have never been so angry at my husband!
Manjula If two strangers married by distant relatives for economic and social gain can't have perfect marital bliss, who can?
Manjula I need to teach Apu not to take me for granted.
Manjula Perhaps I could ask Marge Simpson what she does with her husband, and then do the opposite.
The player receives "A Love Embiggened Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Manjula and Marge Host Midday Mommies Club". It takes 8 hours.

A Love Embiggened Pt. 5

After tapping on Manjula's exclamation mark
Manjula I've come to a decision Marge, and I couldn't have done it without you! I'm going to leave Apu!
Marge WHAT? You just sat down! At least have a finger sandwich.
Manjula I saw all I needed to see. Don't worry, I'll go back to him when he's learned his lesson.
Manjula Until then, I'll stay with you. Point me to your nearest guest suite and your supply of saffron.
Marge Hmmm. Do you know how long it will take for Apu to realize the error of his ways?
Manjula We Hindus think on a longer timeline than mere days or weeks or years.
Homer D'OH!
Manjula While I am here, I must request that you do not drink alcohol since it is against my religion.
Homer Double D'OH!
The player receives "A Love Embiggened Pt. 5" which is to "Make Manjula Teach Apu a Lesson". It takes 3 days.
Apu Please, Manjula, come home! Think of the children and all their unchanged diapers.
Manjula Forget it Apu! Don't except to see me again until you've learned to respect and honor me!