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First Church of Springfield marquee

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The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture
2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection

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27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven
Principal Charming Marquee.png
3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday Lisa the Greek Marquee.png
4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan
Homer the Heretic Marquee.png
5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"

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88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy

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97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal

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102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png
6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png
7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation
Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png
8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims

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170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking

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175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s

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The Listen Lady Is In

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Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png
9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png
10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer

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221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png
11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor

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234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary

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237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic:
Life In Hell
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell.

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241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM Missionary Impossible Marquee.png
13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!

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291 "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png
14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee

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300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist

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301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano

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Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer Pray Anything Marquee 2.png
15 328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)

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334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png
16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs

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343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange

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355 "Home Away From Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway

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356 "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? TFTSATHGS Marquee.png
17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s

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Quit St aling Our L tt rs

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365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young

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372 "Million Dollar Abie" Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You

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377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion The Monkey Suit Marquee.png
18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png

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Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone

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We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing Movie Marquee 2.png
19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol

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405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"

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Scaredy Cats Not Wanted THOH XVIII Marquee.png
20 435 "Wedding For Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach 200px
21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge

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455 "Postcards From the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon

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462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png
22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral LSTIYL marquee.png

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"Level 1" and "Level 4" Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame

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"Level 7" No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. Hit&runmarquee2.png
The Simpsons Winter Wingding Issue 2 "The Christmas That Lasted Forever!" Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again

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Issue 3 "Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus" Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!

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Issue 4 "Off the Grid" To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat