| Jealousy Becomes Him
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Jealousy Becomes Him is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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When I was young, I could go on rides all day. But now one spin and I just want to hurl.
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That's very common, Dad. Lots of older people find it prudent to stay off tilt-a-whirls, roller coasters-
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Roller coaster! That's what we need! The tallest, most stomach-sloshing roller coaster mankind has ever built, or ever will!
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But… it will make you sick. You'll be puking all over the place.
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WORTH
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IT.
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Task: "Unlock the Zoominator".
Task: "Build the Zoominator".
Task: "Make Springfielders Staff Rides" (x2). The jobs take place at IS Attractions and take 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Characters that can do the "Staff Rides" job include:
| Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Skinner, Willie, Diane, Itchy, Moe, Marge, Scratchy, Jeremy, June Bellamy, Park Engineer, Tina Ballerina, Ms. Mouse, Squeaky Voice Attendant, and L.T. Smash
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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There sure are a lot of whiny kids at this family fun center.
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Well, you can't have a family without kids! Unless you choose to. Which sounds… pretty great, actually.
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If only there was an adults-only area, where we could indulge our wildest grownup fantasies.
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You mean… *whispers*
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What? Marge, I'm shocked! I just meant drinking booze.
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Task: "Unlock Parents' Island Gate".
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
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Are you having fun, Homer? Are you drunk enough? Can I get you another gin-and-cat's blood?
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You may. You may indeed.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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There's a theme park based on Itchy & Scratchy, and I'm not getting royalties?!
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But that's my IP! I came up with it, by watching Tom & Jerry and changing the names.
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They can't just steal it from me… without first changing the names.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Investigate Itchy & Scratchy Land". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and takes 4 hours.
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This place wouldn't exist if not for my show!
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Get ready to see something totally unheard of: an angry clown who occasionally wakes up in storm drains.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Mr. Krustofsky, I'm afraid you have no legal claim to the profits from Itchy and Scratchy.
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Let me just consult my OTHER representation…
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| Task: "Unlock Corporal Punishment".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Corporal Punishment, I'm not making a dime off this park. And when I don't get paid, YOU don't get paid.
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I HAVE NOT BEEN PAID FOR MONTHS, SIR.
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Paying employees is not an exact science. Just go to the park and gently remind them I want money. In your own charmingly subtle way.
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I WILL TERMINATE THESE MAGGOTS WITH EXTREME SUBTLETY!
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| Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Get People in Line". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and takes 4 hours.
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YOU ARE BEING SUBTLY REMINDED OF YOUR DEBT TO KRUSTY! THIS IS YOUR FINAL GENTLE WARNING!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Was your mission successful, Corporal Punishment? How much cash did they fork over?
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I INFILTRATED THE PARK AGAINST TOKEN RESISTANCE AND SCREAMED YOUR DEMANDS AT ALL TODDLERS PRESENT.
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UNDER INTERROGATION, THE TODDLERS DENIED WITHHOLDING ROYALTIES FROM YOU.
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ONE KID RECOMMENDED YOU HIRE A LAWYER. I CAN CONFIRM IT WAS ADORABLE.
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Ugh. Just get out of here. I need to prepare for today's show.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Get Hammered". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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| Message
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You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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