- Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
- Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
- Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
  
Weird Al-truism
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
| Weird Al-truism
|
| Tapped Out Quest Information
|
Weird Al-truism is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Weird Al Yankovic's  Quest mark
|
|
Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs.
|
|
Weird Al Yankovic! You're my musical hero.
|
|
I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I’m obsessed.
|
|
|
That's great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival?
|
|
Just follow me.
|
| Task: "Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
|
|
|
Listen, Milhouse, it's been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo.
|
|
|
But I really should be getting to the festival.
|
|
What's your hurry… NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean.
|
Quest rewards:  25/ 25/ 25 and  10
|
|
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
|
|
Help! I'm supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his “Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic".
|
|
Can't you just take your stuff back?
|
|
Lisa, I can't steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me.
|
|
Then we'll have to buy you all new gear… I know! We'll crowdfund it on “FriendMoocher”.
|
|
|
And I'll be the first to donate!
|
| Task: "Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
|
| Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
|
|
| After completing Pt. 2
|
|
Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the “FriendMoocher” bucks are pouring in. What's the first thing you need to put on a concert?
|
|
|
Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating.
|
|
I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains!
|
|
Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need?
|
| Task: "Fund Hawaiian Shirts" (x100).
|
Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
500/500/500
|
|
| After completing Pt. 3
|
|
|
We've purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next?
|
|
|
I can't perform without my trademark curly ringlets.
|
|
You must buy me… hair curlers!
|
| Task: "Fund Hair Curler Supply" (x100).
|
Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
 200
|
|
| After completing Pt. 4
|
|
|
Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius.
|
|
|
Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics.
|
|
|
And to write those, I'm going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries.
|
| Task: "Fund Rhyming Dictionaries" (x100).
|
|
|
I'm ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa!
|
|
|
This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza.
|
|
|
Oh dear. If I look respectable, I'm not doing my job.
|
| Message
|
Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions!
|
Quest rewards: 25/25/25 and 10
Weird Al Yankovic
|
|
| Requires Act 2 or 3
|
| After completing Pt. 5
|
|
|
I can't wait to get on the Pop Stage! It's where I can do my best dancing.
|
|
|
Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall.
|
|
|
If there's one thing I've observed about pop stars, it's that they like to glitter!
|
|
So bring me your rhinestones!
|
| Task: "Fund Costume Bedazzling" (x200).
|
Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10
500/500
|
|
| After completing Pt. 6
|
|
|
The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly!
|
|
|
I'll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice.
|
|
But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural!
|
| Task: "Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists" (x200).
|
Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10
200
|
|
| After completing Pt. 7
|
|
|
The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like.
|
|
|
They seem to like apps.
|
|
|
In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it's doing.
|
|
|
Each new generation is so weird!
|
| Task: "Fund Pop Parody App Purchases" (x200).
|
|
|
I'm hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop!
|
| Message
|
Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions!
|
| Quest rewards: 25/25 and 10
|
|
| After completing Pt. 8 and Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1
|
|
|
Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage.
|
|
|
You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul.
|
|
|
I choose the bling thing!
|
|
Of course the more expensive one.
|
| Task: "Fund Bling Things" (x200).
|
Quest rewards: 25 and 10
500
|
|
| After completing Pt. 9
|
|
|
To really put on a “baller” hip hop show, I'm going to need a lot of high-top sneakers.
|
|
|
It's the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce.
|
|
|
The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain't gonna need ‘em!
|
| Task: "Fund Sneakers" (x200).
|
Quest rewards: 25 and 10
200
|
|
| After completing Pt. 10
|
|
|
The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats.
|
|
|
Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain!
|
|
|
Also, I'm going to need some urban slang.
|
|
|
Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn't always up on the latest lingo.
|
| Task: "Fund Hip Hop Slang" (x200).
|
|
|
Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse!
|
|
|
And now you're ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right?
|
|
|
“Food Indigo”? “Cake Five”?
|
|
|
“Cake Five”?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa.
|
|
|
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to drop my parody of Drake's “Fake Love”: “Cake Love”.
|
| Message
|
Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions!
|
| Quest rewards: 50 and 20
|
|
Currency-earning jobs[edit]
|
4, 
