| The French Love Connection
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The French Love Connection is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Destination Springfield content update. It requires César and Ugolin to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. Un
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
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Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
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Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
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Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
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This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
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America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.
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Task: "Make César Sell Street Wine". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. Deux
| After tapping on César's exclamation mark
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I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
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Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
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Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
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We have no money for food!
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Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.
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Task: "Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. Trois
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
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César, I know how we can succeed in America!
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Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
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Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
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We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!
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Task: "Make César Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. Quatre
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
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Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
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And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
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There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
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Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
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Or, try and find some shared interests.
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Task: "Make César Give Existentialist Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection" (x5). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. Cinq
| After tapping on César's exclamation mark
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Hello, French Love Connection.
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I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
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Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
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I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
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César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
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Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!
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Task: "Make Ugolin Go His Own Way". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make César Smoke French Cigarettes". The job takes place at the Bastille or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. Six
| After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark
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César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
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Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
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Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
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No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
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Rat hunt?
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Task: "Make Ugolin Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make César Hunt Rats". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the French Connection, a heroin trafficking scheme, which was also the basis of a book and film.
