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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity
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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After completing Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2
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The first step to creating fine cuisine is quality ingredients. So I'd advise against shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Ingredients? BAH! The only thing that matters is heat! That's why we're using Guatemalan Insanity Peppers!
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But those peppers have been outlawed for years! Two!
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Laws are like roller coasters -- full of loopholes! We just have to make an Insanity Pepper puree!
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I love it!
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Task: "Make Homer Look Up the Word "Puree"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x20).
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Hot stuff coming through! This is meant for molten metal, but I guess you could use it for chili.
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Message
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Turn up the heat and earn some extra Insanity Peppers with Roscoe and the Ajax Steel Mill - available now in the store!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Insanity Cauldron
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Pt. 2
After completing Pt. 1
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This chili isn't hot enough! Steam came out of my nose... but my ears stayed steamless!
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If you want more heat, we's gonna hafta bioengineer us some better seeds.
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I should know -- I'm a direct descendant of Mendel himself. On both sides!
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Task: "Make Cletus Use His Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x40).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Grow Insanity Peppers
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Pt. 3
After completing Pt. 2
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These new Insanity Peppers are tiny. Is there any way to make them bigger?
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Well, I ain't no fancy pants farmer. Seriously, where do they get those fancy pants with built-in denim bibs?
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But I guess with the right hydroponic treatment we can grow bigger, fuller plants.
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I didn't realize you knew so much about hydroponics.
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I've been practicing. But if anyone asks, it's for my glaucoma. And to make hacky sack more bearable.
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Task: "Make Homer Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack"". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x60).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 A Little Bit of Lenny
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Pt. 4
After completing Pt. 3
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Steam came out of all my orifices, and I mean all of them, but I didn't make any train sounds. Still not hot enough!
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We could try distilling the stuff, make some kind of Insanity Pepper extract?
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I gots a still that would do the trick, but it's occupied with a half-made batch of 'shine.
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Not a problem anymore.
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Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x70).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Backwater Brewery
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Pt. 5
After completing Pt. 4
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Steam – check! Train sound – check! But where are the hallucinations?
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Insanity Peppers, please! These are Mildly Delusional Peppers at best.
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We could use radioactivity to rapidly mutate them, but that would be unforgivably reckless.
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You had me at reckless! Which was the end of the sentence, so I'm glad I listened all the way through.
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Nuclear power – the gift that keeps on giving, for thousands of half-lives.
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Task: "Make Mr. Burns Spy on the Security Monitors". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x90).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hellfire Pepper Cactus
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Pt. 6
After completing Pt. 5
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I dunno about this, Homer. This isn't just ignoring some silly fire code, like hanging exit signs over brick walls. This chili might actually hurt someone.
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Don't worry, Moe. You only lose all your senses momentarily. They come back. Except for smell. And who really needs smell?
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Simpson, I heard you ignored my warning. How about we place a wager on whose chili is better?
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Whaddya say, Homer? My chili tent against your precious tasting spoon.
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You're on! Although I dropped that spoon in the garbage disposal, so it's more of a spork now.
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Task: "Make Wiggum Ignore Five Burglar Alarms Making His Chili". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Insanity Peppers" (x100).
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Okay Homer, give my chili a try.
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*slurp* This is perfect... if today was Opposite Day! Which it isn't!
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Although me saying it isn't is exactly what I would say if it was Opposite Day.
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Really? No reaction? My chili took down a Kodiak bear!
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I've got twice as much fat and three times the body hair of a Kodiak. Now it's your turn, Wiggum!
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*slurp* Ahhh! My mouth! My face! My insides are shutting down faster than an arts program during a budget crisis!
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Wow, I think Wiggum's last words might've been his best.
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Somebody call my mommy!
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I stand corrected.
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Message
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Enjoy mind-melting peppers every day! You've unlocked Homer's "Eat Insanity Peppers" animated job.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 King Chili Tent
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Currency-earning jobs
Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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Pt. 1
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Look Up the Word "Puree"
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Homer
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3h
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Simpson House
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2, 35
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Download Illegal Insanity Peppers
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Smuggle Illegal Insanity Peppers
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Moe
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Help Carl Find Illegal Peppers
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Lenny
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Help Lenny Find Illegal Peppers
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Carl
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Contact his Spice Wholesaler
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Apu
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Guide the Quest
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Space Coyote
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4, 55
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Refine Illegal Insanity Peppers
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Roscoe
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Pt. 2
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Use Knowledge of Sibling-Mating Genetics
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Cletus
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3h
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Cletus's Farm
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2, 35
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Collect Insanity Pepper Seeds
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Homer, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Apu, Cletus
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Space Coyote, Roscoe
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4, 55
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Pt. 3
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Look Up "Glaucoma" and "Hacky Sack"
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Homer
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3h
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Cletus's Farm
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2, 35
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Fertilize Insanity Pepper Seeds
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Water Insanity Pepper Seeds
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Moe
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Weed Insanity Pepper Fields
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Lenny
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Prune Insanity Pepper Plants
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Carl
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Sing to Insanity Pepper Plants
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Apu
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Plant Insanity Pepper Seeds
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Cletus
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Dig Around Plants
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Space Coyote
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4, 55
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Dance with Pepper Plants
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Roscoe
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Pt. 4
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Drink a Case of Duff to Keep His Buzz Going
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Homer
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3h
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Cletus's Farm
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2, 35
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Ferment Insanity Pepper Extract
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Moe
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Make Insanity Pepper Mash
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Lenny
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Roll Extract Casks
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Carl
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Press Insanity Peppers
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Apu
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Distill Insanity Pepper Extract
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Cletus
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Purify Extract
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Space Coyote
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4, 55
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Simmer Extract Over Molten Steel
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Roscoe
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Pt. 5
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Bake Peppers in the Reactor
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Homer
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3h
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Control Building
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2, 35
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Sprinkle Plutonium on the Plants
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Moe
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Expose Peppers to Uranium Rods
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Lenny
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Bombard Plants with Particles
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Carl
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Leave Peppers in the Microwave
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Apu
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Spread Radioactive Manure
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Cletus
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Weep For Peppers
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Space Coyote
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4, 55
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Expose Peppers to Blast Furnace
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Roscoe
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Pt. 6
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Inhale Chili Fumes
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Homer
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3h
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Brown House
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2, 35
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Have a Shot of Chili
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Moe
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Magnetically Contain Chili
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Lenny
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Pour Chili With Protective Gloves
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Carl
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Pretend to Taste Chili
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Apu
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Try Chili on a Cracker
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Cletus
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Oversee Chili Tasting
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Space Coyote
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4, 55
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Cast Tempered Tasting Spoon
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Roscoe
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