| Rail Against the Machine
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Rail Against the Machine is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| On August 19, 2015
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Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!<
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It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car.
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The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment.
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Hmm… completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination.
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I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little…
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| Task: "Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 30 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Off Track
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We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer.
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This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine.
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But that thing is the size of a house.
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Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!
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Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process.
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Yes, I suppose that would work too.
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And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!
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BOO!!!
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BOO!!!
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BOO!!!
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And save us money.
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YAY!!!
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YAY!!!
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YAY!!!
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If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier.
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Task: "Place the Plastic Depot". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic" (x40).
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Conductor Homer's exclamation mark
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Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!
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I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path.
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But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals.
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Isn't that right, Bitey?
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*chitter*
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| The following dialogue only appeared prior to the August 27 update
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Why yes, the windows DO open now.
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| Task: "Make Conductor Homer Take Bitey for a Walk". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Cool, a monorail!
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I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies.
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With a monorail I just need one!
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Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny.
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Really? Cool!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 30 seconds.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Conductor Homer's exclamation mark
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All aboard…
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Homer, we're already moving.
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All aboard…
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Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break.
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I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line.
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But the track goes in a circle.
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All aboard…
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| Task: "Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail". The job takes place at Monorail Stations and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the band Rage Against the Machine.
