| The Italian Grenadessance!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Italian Grenadessance! is an Event-exclusive premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2014 content update. It required Giuseppe to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
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Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva!
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Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.
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You're'a mistaken! It’s the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.
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It’s-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.
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I don’t think that-
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Or Pompeii, where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!
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You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party.
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Are we talking about the same Pompeii?
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But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers.
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I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy.
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| Task: "Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 12 hours.
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It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred?
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Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom.
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A subwoofer? So thoughtful.
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He means a bomb. But boss, he’s full-blooded Italian – how do we know he’s not untouchable?
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I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!
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Can't we just kill the guy?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
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Someone has sent me a great gift!
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This package looks very suspicious. The return address is “Mafia HQ.” And it’s ticking…
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Also it says “Do Not Jostle Bomb” on the side.
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Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.
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| Task: "Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
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Lisa, I have a special surprise for you!
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Is it dangerous?
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No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly.
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I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen!
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And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen!
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Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.
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Legs, don’t dump that body. Recycle it instead.
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| Task: "Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display". The job takes place at Giuseppe's Workshop and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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