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Declaration of Co-Dependence
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| Declaration of Co-Dependence
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Declaration of Co-Dependence is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the July 4th 2014 content update. It requires George Washington to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
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"Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"
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WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS "QUICKY MART" SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?
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Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.
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It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.
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Forward in time? How old is America?
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Two hundred and forty-two years.
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You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.
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He was all: "Liberty is mankind's natural state!" And I was "Yada yada yada... ten years, chump. Bank on it."
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Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.
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Springfield is named after its founder, Jebediah Springfield.
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You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.
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SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?
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He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.
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| Task: "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". The job takes 24 hours.
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Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?
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Professor Frink is trying to find a way to send you home. In the meantime...
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You might find you like it here. Our previous ex-President seems very happy.
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You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.
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Sheesh. That guy was President?!
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Number sixteen.
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He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream "President," you know?
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I guess people will elect anything.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
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You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?
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Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?
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Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term "bicameral legislature."
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And everybody just latches onto it.
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You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!
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Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.
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Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.
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This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.
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Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.
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| Task: "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.
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Nah.
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It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.
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Actually England is our closest ally now.
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You want to repeat that, little lady?
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Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...
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"Repair relations"? With a country that is way more powerful than us?
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AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?
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Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.
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Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!
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Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.
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Summon my war council!
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| Task: "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
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Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.
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We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.
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Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...
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We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.
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I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...
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With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.
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What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?
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You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?
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If we have enough horses, yes.
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I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.
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All we need now is the men!
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| Task: "Make Washington Recruit an Army". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
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Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.
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What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?
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Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.
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And the most annoying thing?
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Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: "You're the Father of Our Country!" "Thank you, George Washington!"
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If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.
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George Washington! Thank you for everything, sir.
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Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!
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Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.
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| Task: "Make Washington Reject Praise". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
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George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!
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Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!
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Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.
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They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.
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But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.
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Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?
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We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.
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I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.
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Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--
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I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.
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Well, you must have had a very good reason.
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!
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| Task: "Make Washington Flee Admirers". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 16 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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