| Whacking Day
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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5
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| Required characters:
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Multiple
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The following is the origial unused Whacking Day quest of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was added to the files but never used, and are part of the unreleased content.
Quest tasks
| Quest
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Tasks
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| Getting Carried Away
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Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House
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| I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew
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Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick
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| Wing Chun For Dummies
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Place Practice Snakes and Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes
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| Getting All Tarzan
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Make Bare Chested Willie Wrestle a Snake
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| Snake Rocks Rock!
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Whack Snakes
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| 008: License to Whack
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Whack Snakes
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| King of the Whackers
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Whack Snakes
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| I Want A Snake Stump
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| Hatching Snakes0
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| Hatching Snakes1
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| Whacking Day Has Arrived
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Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework and Make Homer Snake Hunt!
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| Whacking Day Pt. 1
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Whack Snakes
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| Whacking Day Pt. 2
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Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
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| Whacking Day Pt. 3
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Make Apu Do a Kwik-E-Mart 4hr Shift
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| Whacking Day Pt. 4
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Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
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| Whacking Day Pt. 5
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Make Cletus Shoot Snakes
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| Whacking Day Pt. 6
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Make Homer Snake Hunt!
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| Whacking Day Pt. 7
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Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
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| Whacking Day Pt. 8
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Make Apu Hold a Whacking Day Promotion
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| Whacking Day Pt. 9
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Make Apu Relax in the Brown House
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| Whacking Day Pt. 10
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Make Milhouse Get Bullied by a Snake
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| Whacking Day Pt. 11
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Make Ned Send Snakes Back to Hell
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| Whacking Day Pt. 12
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Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger
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| Whacking Day Pt. 13
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Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
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| Whacking Day Pt. 14
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Make Skinner Hide from Lisa
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| Whacking Day Pt. 15
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Make Lisa Release Snakes From Another Springfield
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| Whacking Day Pt. 16
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Make Willie Inject Himself with Snake Venom
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| Whacking Day Pt. 17
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Make Homer Snake Hunt!
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Getting Carried Away
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Whack! Whack, whack whack! Aww, I need more things to smash with my whacking stick.
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I Taught Bruce Lee All He Knew
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Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
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Yes honey.
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Then what should I do?
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Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
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Yeah...
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Wing Chun For Dummies
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New Practice Snakes.
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Getting All Tarzan
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Help! Snake!
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Hey Snakey, let the lad go. Time for some one-on-one time with ME.
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Snake Rocks Rock!
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Oh my god, Snake Rocks! Now I can get even more snakes. My life is complete.
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Whacking Day Has Arrived
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What's your problem?
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Whacking Day's coming.
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Woohoooo! The greatest day of the year!
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But killing snakes is evil.
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Maybe so Lisa, but its part of our oh-so-human nature.
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Just try to whack quietly, please, so I can get some work done.
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Whacking Day
Whacking Day Pt. 2
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Welcome to your official whacking day headquarters. I've hidden a snake somewhere in the store. The first one to whack it gets a free SQUISHEE!
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Whacking Day Pt. 3
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Hey! Hey! Oh, I should have put more thought into my promotion. It will take me hours to clean up this mess.
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Whacking Day Pt. 4
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Grab a stick, Flanders, and get whacking!
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Oh, I couldn't. Killing defenseless animals is wrong.
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Just pretend you're Ehud, and the snakes are Eglon, king of Moab.
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I don't know where you got such an obscure Biblical reference, but it works for me! Let's kill some snakes!
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Whacking Day Pt. 5
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Dang! I clean forgot about Whacking Day. Where'm I gonna get a stick at this hour?
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If you need a weapon, what about that shotgun in your back pocket?
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Doesn't seem very sporting...
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Oh, Cletus. Whacking Day is just like any other beloved tradition: the point is to murder as many snakes as possible. By any means necessary.
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Well said, fat man.
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Whacking Day Pt. 6
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I can't let some hillbilly out Whack me!
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Whacking Day Pt. 7
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That's it! I can no longer sit by as our un-limbed brothers and sisters are whacked into non-existence for no other crime than being different!
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They also committed the crime of being slimy. And the crime of scaring Indiana Jones.
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Those aren't crimes!
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Whacking Day Pt. 8
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Snake hunters of Springfield, come to the Kwik-E-Mart for my new promotion. The first person to guess the correct weight of the bag of snakes I've hidden somewhere in the store gets a free squishee!
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Whacking Day Pt. 9
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Oh no, not again... I need a vacation.
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Whacking Day Pt. 10
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Whacking Day always strikes me as a bit unfair. I mean, I'm so much bigger and stronger than a snake.
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Whacking Day Pt. 11
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Don't worry little brother. We'll smite these unholy serpents back to Genesis!
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Whacking Day Pt. 12
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Phew! Whacking certainly is a workout. I need to replenish my precious, precious fat reserves.
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Whacking Day Pt. 13
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Principle Skinner, I need to call an emergency meeting with you.
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Certainly Lisa. My door is always open. How about...
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We need to STOP this dreadful snake massacre immediately. It's cruel.
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...next Wednesday at 11:30pm?
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But that's way past my bedtime!
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Sorry Lisa, gotta run.
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Whacking Day Pt. 14
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Principle Skinner, are you avoiding me?
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What? Of course not. What self-respecting adult would hide from a little girl?
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Whacking Day Pt. 15
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Fine, then I'll do this on my own.
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Whacking Day Pt. 16
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Willie, what's that you're injecting yourself with?
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Snake venom. It makes you strong, according to the ancient Scots.
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I wonder why you never hear people talk about the wisdom of the ancient Scots?
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Probably because they were idiots who were wrong about everything. Now shut up and let me inject myself.
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Whacking Day Pt. 17
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I've gotta find more snakes to whack.?!
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See also
