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	Season 28 Episode Quotes
← 597 "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus"	598 "Friends and Family"	"The Town" 599 →

Waylon Smithers: Come on, sir. You'll be late for your appointment.

Mr. Burns: Hush! No one must know I'm not in perfect mental health. The Kaiser would be furious!

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[Mr. Burns walks down the medical complex's hallway]

Doctor 1: Hip joints! Who wants a hip joint?

Doctor 2: Eyeballs! Can't see without your eyeballs!

Doctor 3: Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!

Mr. Burns: Ooh! Can I buy it as a gift?

Doctor 3: No!

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Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus • Friends and Family • The Town • Treehouse of Horror XXVII • Trust but Clarify • There Will Be Buds • Havana Wild Weekend • Dad Behavior • The Last Traction Hero • The Nightmare After Krustmas • Pork and Burns • The Great Phatsby: Part One • The Great Phatsby: Part Two • Fatzcarraldo • The Cad and the Hat • Kamp Krustier • 22 for 30 • A Father's Watch • The Caper Chase • Looking for Mr. Goodbart • Moho House • Dogtown