The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update is the fiftieth-third content update of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It included the Stonecutters to Tapped Out. It was released on June 3, 2014. It also gave users who missed Nighthawk Diner a new chance to buy it for 
15,000.
Characters
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Cost
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Unlock message
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Number 1
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Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!
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Number 2
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 60
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Who decides who gets shingles? We do!
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Number 5
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Who holds the carrot and the stick? We do!
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Number 11
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Who knows where my teeth are now? I don’t!
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Number 12
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Who always gets free upsized meals ? We do!
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Number 14
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Who keeps Springfield off the map? We do!
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Number 21
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Who keeps Springfield beer kegs filled? We do!
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Number 22
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Who wire taps the NSA? We do!
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Number 29
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Who rigs every Oscar night? We do!
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Number 36
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Who makes sure the rich stay rich? We do!
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Number 50
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Who decides which cars to boot? We do!
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Number 51
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100
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Who keeps my people under wraps? We do!
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Number 59
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Who knows who's in and who is out? We do!
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Number 66
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Who controls the evening news? We do!
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Number 67
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Who gets exempted from state sales tax? We do!
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Number 79
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Who gets funky every night? We do!
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Number 85
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Who controls the British crown? We do!
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Number 314
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12
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Who holds back the electric car? We do!
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Number 600
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Who keeps the metric system down? We do!
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Number 908
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Who likes singing drinking songs? We do!
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Buildings
Decorations
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Name
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Costs
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Level required
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All Seeing Eye
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100
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Chest of Sacred Artifacts
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55
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Hieroglyph Wall
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500
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Tube Slide
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2,500
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Gameplay
Game of Stones Pt. 1
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What?! Moe ran out of beer?!
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Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!
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Apu, two chases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated.
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I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol.
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Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes.
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But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents.
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So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face like sober!
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None of my ideas will seem brilliant!
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George Lopez won't be funny at all!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers...
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I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!
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That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Yes, The Stoncutters invented alcolism as a way to control "cool people".
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And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!
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| The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours.
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Game of Stones Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Number 1? YOU where the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to from the No Homers Club?
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| Number 1
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Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
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I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:
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Sor-ry!
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| Number 1
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Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.
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Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm you leader.
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| Number 1
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I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
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Do what you gotta do.
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| The player gets a new costume to Homer which is "Number 908". Then the player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". It takes 4 hours.
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| Number 1
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Hey everyone! Look at The Sacred Texts! I never noticed this part here, scrawled in purple crayon!
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| Number 1
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"In the event of nuclear meltdown, the NEW leader shall be he who holds the sacred purple crayon!" Oh look, I have it right here!
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I don't know… that crayon looks more like a deep plum.
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| Number 1
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It also says Homer gets to keep the title of “Chosen One” and the fancy hat and… uh… this “Doors of Europe” calendar.
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Woohoo! It's a deal! There's a bunch of unused months on this!
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Game of Stones Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Number 1, you may be the leader of The Stonecutters but these days all of us take our orders from…
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The Sky Finger.
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The Sky Finger places all our buildings and sends us on our jobs.
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Often while he's supposed to be working no less.
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| Number 1
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Well, I shan't be doing this Sky Finger's bidding.
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| Number 1
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Sky Finger! Obey MY command! "open-bracket COLLECT underscore FROM underscore HOUSES close-bracket"
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| The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 3"
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How did you learn the code to make the Sky Finger do THAT?!
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| Number 1
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*shrug* I know a lot of nerds.
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Game of Stones Pt. 4
| Number 1
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Stonecutters! It is time to step forward in our march toward Global Domination!
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| Number 1
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Let us read now from the ancient prophecy to learn what must be done.
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HINT: All Kids in Springfield now have a new job you can use to complete Number 1's task!
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| The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 4"
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad? What have you been up to lately?
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Well, I certainly haven't been helping a madman brainwash the world, if that's what you're insinuating.
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Hmm, the townspeople have been acting very strange lately. This looks like a job for Lisa Simpson, Meddling Kid!
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| The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lisa Look for Clues". It takes 24 hours.
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This is interesting: some sort of… stone. Its edges are straight as if it had been… cut.
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And there's something etched onto the surface. I've seen this symbol before, but where?
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Lisa? You know you're talking to yourself, right?
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Yes, I'm figuring out a mystery!
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OOh, that's fine then. The doctor says as long as you KNOW there's no one there, you're still considered normal.
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...
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The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I need to find out more about this symbol. This calls for a trip to the library.
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And while I'm there, I'll see if they got that new translation of War and Peace. I mean, a girl's got to have some fun!
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| The player receives "The Secret of the Cut Stone Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library" and "Make Lisa Research the Symbol". It takes 24 hours.
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Strange. This symbol pops up at turning points in American History.
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Here it is at a pilgrim settlement.
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Here it is at the Battle Of Gettysburg.
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Here it is when that Real Housewife, Nene, got cast on an actual TV show and--
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*gasp* Dad?! What are you doing in the library?!
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Uh... I'm certainly not reading this giant book about witchcraft and Masonic Lodges!
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I'll just put this back on the bottom shelf…
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Dad! When you bend over, your pants slide down and the whole library can see your butt cr--
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OH MY GOD!
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Your birthmark! It's the symbol!
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I call it my Stonecutter mark.
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The Stonecutters! Of course! Now I just have to figure out--
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Dad, please! Pull your pants up and your shirt down.
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Aw, you sound just like your mother.
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For Your Security
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The town has gotten so big its hard to find people when I need to hit them up to buy church raffle tickets.
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Well, Marge, you can always use the Town Census.
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But a Census just tells you where people live, it doesn't know where people are at all times.
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Er, uh, actually the new NSA-ified census knows where everyoneis and what they are doing all er, uh, time.
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Hmm, I'm sure that has sinister repercussions I should consider...
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But I can't get past how much easier raffle sales are going to be! Yay!
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| Meassage
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You can now use the Town Hall to spy... er... find anyone in your Springfield!
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| The player receives "For Your Security" which is to "Use the Town Census to Find Someone".
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