The Simpsons: Tapped Out Stonecutters content update is the fiftieth-third content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It is include the Stonecutters to Tapped Out. it was released on June 3, 2014. It is also give users who missed Nighthawk Diner a new chance to buy it for 
15,000.
Characters
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Name
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Cost
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Unlock message
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Number 1
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Let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!
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Number 2
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 60
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Who decides who gets shingles? We do!
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Number 5
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Who holds the carrot and the stick? We do!
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| File:Number 11.png
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Number 11
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Who knows where my teeth are now? I don’t!
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Number 12
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Who always gets free upsized meals ? We do!
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Number 14
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Who keeps Springfield off the map? We do!
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Number 21
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Who keeps Springfield beer kegs filled? We do!
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Number 22
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Who wire taps the NSA? We do!
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Number 29
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Who rigs every Oscar night? We do!
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Number 36
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Who makes sure the rich stay rich? We do!
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Number 50
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Who decides which cars to boot? We do!
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Number 51
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100
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Who keeps my people under wraps? We do!
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Number 59
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Who knows who's in and who is out? We do!
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Number 66
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Who controls the evening news? We do!
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Number 67
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Who gets exempted from state sales tax? We do!
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Number 79
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Who gets funky every night? We do!
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Number 85
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Who controls the British crown? We do!
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Number 314
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12
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Who holds back the electric car? We do!
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Number 600
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Who keeps the metric system down? We do!
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Number 908
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Who likes singing drinking songs? We do!
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Buildings
Decorations
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Name
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Costs
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Level required
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All Seeing Eye
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100
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Chest of Sacred Artifacts
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55
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Hieroglyph Wall
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500
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Tube Slide
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2,500
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Gameplay
Game of Stones Pt. 1
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What?! Moe ran out of beer?!
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Impossible! That's like Miley Cyrus running out of tounge poses!
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Apu, two chases of your cheapest beer! Nothing fancy, just something to make me woozy and bloated.
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I would love to sell you dangerous quantities of alcohol.
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Especially since you always stumble back later for snackcakes, lotto tickets and those adult diaper wipes.
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But all the bottles of alcohol in my store mysteriously exploded. And the walls behind the alcohol have mysteriously developed baseball bat dents.
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So there's no booze in this whole town? Oh God! I'll be forced to face like sober!
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None of my ideas will seem brilliant!
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George Lopez won't be funny at all!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Psst, I know how you could have enough alcohol to ruin TWO livers...
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I'll do anything you say, hooded figure I just met!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Re-build the Stonecutter Lodge!
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That's right! They had a microbrewery, champagne fountain and bourbon jacuzzi!
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| Number 1 Disguise
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Yes, The Stoncutters invented alcolism as a way to control "cool people".
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And for that, I am forever grateful. I shall build the What-cha-ma-callit Lodge!
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| The player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Stonecutter Lodge". It takes 16 hours.
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Game of Stones Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Number 1? YOU where the hooded figure? But I thought you quit The Stonecutters to from the No Homers Club?
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| Number 1
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Regrettably, the No Homers lost their clubhouse in the nuclear super-accident.
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I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say this but:
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Sor-ry!
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| Number 1
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Yes, well, I'd like to be a Stonecutter again.
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Okay, but you have to do what I say. The birthmark on my butt says I'm you leader.
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| Number 1
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I prefer to think of it as your upper thigh.
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Do what you gotta do.
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| The player gets a new costume to Homer which is "Number 908". Then the player receives "Game of Stones Pt. 2" which is to "Make Number 908 Be the Chosen One". It takes 4 hours.
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For Your Security
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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The town has gotten so big its hard to find people when I need to hit them up to buy church raffle tickets.
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Well, Marge, you can always use the Town Census.
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But a Census just tells you where people live, it doesn't know where people are at all times.
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Er, uh, actually the new NSA-ified census knows where everyoneis and what they are doing all er, uh, time.
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Hmm, I'm sure that has sinister repercussions I should consider...
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But I can't get past how much easier raffle sales are going to be! Yay!
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| Meassage
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You can now use the Town Hall to spy... er... find anyone in your Springfield!
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| The player receives "For Your Security" which is to "Use the Town Census to Find Someone".
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