| Cover Squirrel
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cover Squirrel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Squirrel Luann to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
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Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel.
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Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!
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Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!
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That is so sexist!
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A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!
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| Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights". The job takes 4 hours.
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You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress.
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I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
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Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson!
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Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!
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This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes.
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This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year.
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I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu.
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Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
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Hello Kirk!
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Uh, hello. Who is that?
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It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween – you know, because of sexism.
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Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now.
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Well, my voice…
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No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there.
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| Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 2 hours.
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Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
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Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit.
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I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified.
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I choose it – so actually it's empowering.
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Being a feminist is fun!
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| Task: "Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume". The job takes 8 hours.
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What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?
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I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded…
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Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Squirrel Luann's exclamation mark
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If you got it, flaunt it!
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Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!
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Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!
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| Task: "Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits" (x5). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 8 hours.
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I have an idea – Let's objectify the men!
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Yes, please!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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