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My Brother's Keeper

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My Brother's Keeper
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Treehouse of Horror 2015
Required characters: Hugo, Bart, Youngsters

My Brother's Keeper is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Hugo to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Marge Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo.
Bart - Angry Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!
Bart - Annoyed Also, why can't Dad do it?
Homer - Annoyed That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light.
Homer - Serious Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Fine.
Bart - Annoyed Hey, Hugo, here's your grub.
Hugo Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing.
Bart Sure, what are we having?
Task: "Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Lose his Lunch". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Sad Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth.
Bart - Annoyed And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs.
Hugo You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food.
Hugo And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?
Bart What's your point?
Hugo I think my life is far more difficult.
Bart It's not a contest.
Bart - Happy But if it was, I'd win.
Hugo Wanna switch?
Bart In a heartbeat.
Hugo Wow. You are not smart.
Bart - Happy I know you are, but what am I?
Task: "Make Hugo Clean his Room". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Marge Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?
Homer Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those "Prince and the Pauper" dealios.
Marge Should we let them? It's so cliché.
Homer They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
Hugo Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair.
Bart And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls.
Bart Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species.
Hugo 'Kay. Have fun!
Task: "Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Hugo Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?
Pigeon-Rat *Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
Hugo How are you enjoying the attic?
Bart - Happy Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy.
Hugo Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects.
Bart - Confused Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?
Hugo No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!
Pigeon-Rat *No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*
Hugo Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, "friends!"
Task: "Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Hugo Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?
Nelson We don't like your smelly lunch.
Milhouse Also, we reject you because you are different.
Ralph Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!
Skinner - Surprised No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!
Skinner - Annoyed However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hugo's exclamation mark
Hugo I had a terrible day.
Bart - Sneaky I know what will fix it...
Hugo Why is that box setup like an operating table?
Bart - Curious We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!
Hugo - Scared No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!
Homer - Furious Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!
Task: "Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Go Up There". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Homer - Angry If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart - Sad It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness.
Hugo And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us.
Bart - Confused Wait, I have all the coolness?
Hugo What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you.
Hugo In my short time in the world I have learned.
Hugo People are jerks.
Hugo I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now.
Bart Knock yourself out.
Task: "Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20