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Captain Kang

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Captain Kang
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror 2015
Required characters: Pirate Kang

Captain Kang is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requiresPirate Kang to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
Pirate Kang - Happy Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!
Kodos Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs.
Pirate Kang I can still run after you!
Kodos Can you see with that eye-patch?
Pirate Kang - Blinded No, not even a little bit.
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles". The job takes 4 hours.
Kodos I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
Kodos What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?
Pirate Kang I don't know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds.
Kodos - Angry Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 60 minutes.
Kodos What did you learn of pirates?
Pirate Kang Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans.
Kodos - Happy They are like a non-drooly us!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
Pirate Kang - Happy Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!
Lisa - Nagging That is not how pirates talk.
Pirate Kang Really, you've met an actual pirate?
Lisa - Smug No, but I've seen my share of seafood commercials.
Pirate Kang - Happy Teach me!
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate". The job takes 8 hours.
Lisa Just say, "Y'arrrgh" at the start of every sentence. "Yarrgh, it's a nice day" or "Yarrgh, I'll have a half-caff latte."
Pirate Kang Urrgh!
Lisa - Nagging No.
Pirate Kang Yarrrk?
Lisa - Nagging No.
Pirate Kang Yeeergh?
Lisa - Annoyed Why don't you just go as a hobo?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Pirate Kang's exclamation mark
Pirate Kang Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate.
Pirate Kang - Happy Let us board a ship and take it over!
Kodos - Happy This sounds like my kind of fun!
Task: "Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance".
Task: "Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 12 hours.
Kodos Okay we've got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?
Pirate Kang I think it is started. I think this is all it does.
Kodos - Defensive It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button.
Pirate Kang Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20