Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
- Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Team Homer"
- "You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
- ―Moe Syzlak[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"The Color Yellow"
- "If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
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FOX Press Release
- "I've outlasted Letterman, Jon Stewart and 'McDreamy,' because I have something they don't: a costly 200-donut-a-day addiction."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
- It's not from an episode but it is in the press release of the show's 2-season renewal. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 14:28, May 5, 2015 (EDT)
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"Bart's Inner Child"
- "¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"
- ―Brad Goodman
- "I, er, can't commit to a relationship."
- ―Mayor Quimby
- "I'm too nice!"
- ―Mr. Burns
- "I have problems with--"
- ―Apu
- "I'm always interrupting people!"
- ―Lenny[src]
- A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)
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- Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)
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"The War of the Simpsons"
- "Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame."
- ―Reverend Lovejoy[src]
- A fun quote. / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 14:53, October 25, 2015 (EDT)
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"White Christmas Blues"
- "We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say."
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
- A Christmas-themed quote for December. / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 15:21, November 26, 2015 (EST)
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- I'm a little 'eh' on it, but it is Christmas themed. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 12:05, November 30, 2015 (EST)
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- This one is saved 'til next December (December 2016). / Loco87 ( / Contribs) 10:27, December 1, 2015 (EST)
"Burns' Heir"
- "But my mom says I'm cool!"
- ―Milhouse Van Houten[src]
- A fun quote.. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)
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"Paths of Glory"
- "Sour juice came out of my front tail."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
- Ralph strikes again.. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 10:27, January 22, 2016 (EST)