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New Kids on the Blecch/Quotes

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(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.

Bart: Who are you?
L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
Audience: Boo!
Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!

L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
Principal Skinner: She lives with me.

Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!

Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.

L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. (sees Lisa outside, walking away) Oh.

Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.

Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!

Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!

Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales