Free Range

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Free Range

Comic Information

Release date:	February 2012
Comic series:	Bart Simpson Comics
Pages:	10

Free Range is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Bart Simpson #68.

Synopsis

The school bullies come into possession of a large number of eggs. When they can't agree on what prank to play with them, they ask Bart for ideas.

Plot

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Dolph and Jimbo are at Jimbo's house playing a video game. Jimbo's mother interrupts and says that the co-op sent too many eggs again, more than she and Jimbo can eat. She asks Jimbo to ask Dolph if his mom can use a large amount of eggs, to which Jimbo replies that he—and then corrects himself to say "she"—can definitely use them. Dolph asks what all the eggs are for, and Jimbo tells him they can "massively egg stuff".

Weeks later, Principal Skinner is in the Kwik-E-Mart, reading a newspaper and talking to Apu. Skinner is troubled by the recent decrease in vandalism, and says, "It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm." Apu offers Skinner "our brand new Mocha Squishee Latte" to brighten his mood, but Skinner declines, saying that he must remain vigilant. He asks for his usual Squishee-ccino instead, which Apu happily serves him.

Meanwhile, outside the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart is about to drop a banana peel in the doorway, hoping to trip up the next person who leaves the store. His planned prank is aborted, however, when Skinner abruptly emerges and confronts him. Bart, thinking quickly, talks his way out of trouble by saying that the trash can must have been moved. As Skinner walks away, Jimbo calls out to Bart from the roof of the store. Jimbo says he needs some ideas, and in exchange for Bart's help, he'll show him "the top secret bullies' method" for getting onto the roof. Bart, however, already knows it, and goes to the roof to talk to Jimbo.

Jimbo explains the situation: He, Dolph and Kearney are "sitting on a mother lode of eggs", but couldn't agree on a prank to play with them. As a result, the bullies had a big falling out, and now "nobody's vandalized school property in weeks". Bart tells him that with that many eggs, he needs to think extra large. He suggests that they hijack the Duff Blimp and egg all of Springfield. Jimbo pooh-poohs the idea and says that it was the first thing the bullies thought of. He'll write it down anyway, though, just so he can laugh at it later. He then, to Bart's disappointment, says that Bart's advice was useless: "Guess ya can't trust a little kid to come up with quality deviltry."

"How d'you say "taco" in Mexican?"

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Dolph and Jimbo playing a video game when Jimbo's mother ask if Dolph's mom can use a huge amound of eggs she has gotten over. Jimbo thinking a bit and say they are going well and tells Dolph they should egging, but he do not know how yet. Principal Skinner is in the Kwik-E-Mart and tell Apu that he did not think the vandalism in Springfield has ended yet, it has become only the calm before the storm. Skinner leaves the store and meet Bart, which just has completed a banana and thought placing the shell outside the store. Jimbo is on the roof of the Kwik-E-Mart and sees Bart and asks him to come and help him. Jimbo tell to Bart about his problem. They sit on lode of eggs and they have a delingquent's equivalent of writer's block and accession that tear them apart and they can not agree on one plan, so they had a big falling out and noboby's vandalized school property in weeks. Bart understandings what the problem is and he tell to him at they can hijack the duff blimp and egg all of Springfield. Jimbo tells Bart then that it was the first they think on so Bart was not helpful. Two days later, eating Martin an ice-cream when he get egged from the duff blimp with Kearney, Jimbo and Dolph inside. They egg Gil and Clancy Wiggum's award for decrease the vandalism during his ceremony. Then egg then Milhouse and Bart when they playing with their action figuers, Bart cares not about it for they used his idea.