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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dad, are you sure you're okay to drive at night? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} It's night? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's it, pull over! | |
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| − | '' | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it. |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Royce Lumpkin]]}} Lurleen? My goodness! You're the spitting image of your mother's hotter sister! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just sit still in my lap. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What lap? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} All I see is a gut with knees. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little....! | |
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| − | '''Marge''' | + | :''[Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.]'' |
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello. Are you Royce Lumpkin? | ||
| + | {{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} That's right. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} The father of Lurleen Lumpkin? | ||
| + | {{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Lurleen? ''[sighs]'' I ain't seen my little girl in 30 years. She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now? | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} She's 34, and she's having a rough time! | ||
| + | {{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Oh, man. I better whiskey up these corn flakes. ''[pours whiskey in his cereal]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} She needs to see you right away! | ||
| + | {{qf|Royce Lumpkin}} Aw, man. I better heroin up this orange juice. ''[shoots contents of a syringe into his glass]'' | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Lurleen.]'' If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know. |
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| − | ' | + | {{qf|Radio DJ}} Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt! |
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[about Lurleen.]'' She turned down Lenny and Carl? That's like somebody who doesn't like hamburgers or hotdogs! What could make her hate men like that? | ||
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- Homer: Dad, are you sure you're okay to drive at night?
- Grampa: It's night?
- Homer: That's it, pull over!
- Bart: Dad was Colonel Homer and he wore that awesome suit and Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out! But I forget how Mom felt about it.
- [Marge grinds her teeth angrily.]
- Royce Lumpkin: Lurleen? My goodness! You're the spitting image of your mother's hotter sister!
- Homer: Just sit still in my lap.
- Bart: What lap?
- Lisa: All I see is a gut with knees.
- Homer: Why, you little....!
- [Marge tracks down Lurleen's father.]
- Marge: Hello. Are you Royce Lumpkin?
- Royce Lumpkin: That's right.
- Marge: The father of Lurleen Lumpkin?
- Royce Lumpkin: Lurleen? [sighs] I ain't seen my little girl in 30 years. She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now?
- Marge: She's 34, and she's having a rough time!
- Royce Lumpkin: Oh, man. I better whiskey up these corn flakes. [pours whiskey in his cereal]
- Marge: She needs to see you right away!
- Royce Lumpkin: Aw, man. I better heroin up this orange juice. [shoots contents of a syringe into his glass]
- Marge: [to Lurleen.] If you ever come near Homer again, I'll strangle you with your own hair extensions. That's right, I know.
- Radio DJ: Here's a song that's rising faster than a rocket with a rocket up its butt!
- Marge: [about Lurleen.] She turned down Lenny and Carl? That's like somebody who doesn't like hamburgers or hotdogs! What could make her hate men like that?
