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| − | :'' | + | :''[Close-up of Homer at breakfast]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. (does so) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} (walking in) Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts! | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]'' |
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| − | + | {{qf|Richard Gere}} I am dreaming of a free Tibet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} (Cheerfully) Who wants some astro-lemonade? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} (whispering) Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Family}} (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- (stop as Lisa enters) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- (gasps when she sees the "present") Is that a pony!? | |
| − | + | :''[Homer and Bart stand beside it]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. (holds out some sugar cubes to the pony) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you! | |
| − | + | :''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} (touched) Aww! | |
| − | + | :''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} (noticing him) NO! (runs out of the house) | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} What about the Dalai Lama? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Who's the Dalai Lama? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Who's Buddha? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Richard Gere}} It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass! | |
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- [Close-up of Homer at breakfast]
- Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
- Bart: Yes, father. (does so)
- Lisa: (walking in) Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
- Homer: Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!
- Bart: But, Dad, my heart hurts!
- [Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]
- Richard Gere: I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
- Lenny: We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
- Carl: Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups?
- Richard Gere: I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
- Marge: (Cheerfully) Who wants some astro-lemonade?
- Nerd: What precisely makes it "astro"?
- Marge: Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
- Kearney: Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
- Marge: (whispering) Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
- Family: (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- (stop as Lisa enters)
- Marge: ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
- Lisa: I just came down for a glass of water.
- Marge: Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
- Lisa: Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- (gasps when she sees the "present") Is that a pony!?
- [Homer and Bart stand beside it]
- Homer: I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. (holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)
- Marge: Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
- [She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]
- Lisa: (touched) Aww!
- [Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane]
- Reverend Lovejoy: Lick it! Lick it!
- Lisa: (noticing him) NO! (runs out of the house)
- Lenny: Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!
- Carl: What about the Dalai Lama?
- Lenny: Who's the Dalai Lama?
- Carl: You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha?
- Lenny: Who's Buddha?
- Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!
