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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[telling a scary story]'' ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} La la, la la la la ''[skips off into the woods]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Mr Burns}} Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr Nick}} Time for a booster! ''[Jabs needle in Burns]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr Burns}} Good morning starshine, the earth says hello... | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mulder]]}} Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Scully]]}} Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mulder}} I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Wha...? What?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" ''[chuckles]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Exactly sir! ''[laughs nervously]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Jasper]]}} Thank God it's Wednesday. ''[swallows pills]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mrs. Glick]]}} It's Friday. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jasper}} Uh-oh. Wrong pills. | |
:''[Hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on.]'' | :''[Hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Jasper}} ...Little help? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, it's 1 AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, it's 2 AM. What happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Have you been drinking? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No! ''[pause]'' Well, ten beers. | |
---- | ---- | ||
:''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]'' | :''[Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Moulder}} Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Scully}} No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mulder}} His jiggling is almost hypnotic. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Scully}} ''[in a trance]'' Yes. It's like a lava lamp. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Please! Don't hurt me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Burns' alien|Alien]]}} ''[Gentle voice]'' Don't be afraid. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! | |
:''[Begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass.]'' | :''[Begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass.]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Maybe you just dreamed it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[Serves him]'' More sausage? | |
:''[Homer starts drooling.]'' | :''[Homer starts drooling.]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, Dad. ''[nervous laugh]'' | |
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- Bart: [telling a scary story] ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.
- Homer: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Mr. Burns: La la, la la la la [skips off into the woods]
- Dr. Nick: The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
- Mr Burns: Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...
- Dr Nick: Time for a booster! [Jabs needle in Burns]
- Mr Burns: Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.
- Mulder: Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.
- Scully: Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.
- Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.
- Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that couldn't slow down."
- Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
- Smithers: Wha...? What?!
- Mr. Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!" [chuckles]
- Smithers: Exactly sir! [laughs nervously]
- Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [swallows pills]
- Mrs. Glick: It's Friday.
- Jasper: Uh-oh. Wrong pills.
- [Hair grows all over Jasper's body, as Mrs. Glick watches on.]
- Jasper: ...Little help?
- Homer: Well, it's 1 AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Marge: Homer, it's 2 AM. What happened?
- Homer: It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said "Don't be Afraid."
- Marge: Have you been drinking?
- Homer: No! [pause] Well, ten beers.
- [Moulder and Scully watch Homer run on a tread-mill.]
- Moulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
- Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
- Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
- Scully: [in a trance] Yes. It's like a lava lamp.
- Homer: Please! Don't hurt me!
- Alien: [Gentle voice] Don't be afraid.
- Homer: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
- [Begins running through the field of grass, creating a handwritten writing of "Yahhh!" in the grass.]
- Homer: I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
- Lisa: Maybe you just dreamed it.
- Homer: Oh yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that!
- Marge: [Serves him] More sausage?
- [Homer starts drooling.]
- Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
- Homer: So?
- Lisa: It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, Dad. [nervous laugh]
