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:''[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]'' | :''[Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]'' | ||
| − | :'''Mayor Quimby''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such" | + | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such" |
:'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.] | :'''Warning sign''': [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.] | ||
:''Strong applause'' | :''Strong applause'' | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!" | :'''Homer''': "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!" | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Hello, my name is [[Mr. Burns]]. I believe you have a letter for me." |
:'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" | :'''Postal Worker''': "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?" | ||
:'''Homer''': "...I don't know." | :'''Homer''': "...I don't know." | ||
| − | :''[Outside post office sitting on steps]'' | + | :''[Outside post office sitting on steps.]'' |
:'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart." | :'''Homer''': "Great plan, Bart." | ||
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:'''Homer''': ''[of the [[Olmec head]]]'' "Marge, what does it do?" | :'''Homer''': ''[of the [[Olmec head]]]'' "Marge, what does it do?" | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': "It doesn't do anything." | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "It doesn't do anything." |
:'''Homer''': "Marge, really, what does it do?" | :'''Homer''': "Marge, really, what does it do?" | ||
:'''Marge''': "Whatever it does, it's doing it now." | :'''Marge''': "Whatever it does, it's doing it now." | ||
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:''[Moe's telephone rings]'' | :''[Moe's telephone rings]'' | ||
| − | :'''Moe''': Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink. |
| − | :'''Bart''': Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch. | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch. |
:'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? | :'''Moe''': Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? | ||
:''[The barflies start to laugh.]'' | :''[The barflies start to laugh.]'' | ||
:'''Moe''': Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! | :'''Moe''': Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! | ||
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- [Commemoration of the SNPP billboard]
- Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
- Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
- Strong applause
- Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
- Moderate applause
- Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
- Weak applause
- Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
- Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
- Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
- Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
- Homer: "...I don't know."
- [Outside post office sitting on steps.]
- Homer: "Great plan, Bart."
- Homer: [of the Olmec head] "Marge, what does it do?"
- Marge: "It doesn't do anything."
- Homer: "Marge, really, what does it do?"
- Marge: "Whatever it does, it's doing it now."
- [Moe's telephone rings]
- Moe: Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
- Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
- Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
- [The barflies start to laugh.]
- Moe: Listen, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
