Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish/Quotes
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"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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- ["Blinky" has hit the news; causing the Mr. Burns and the SNPP to be firmly in the public eye. Simpson family commenting about it]
- Marge: I am happy good old Mary Bailey is cracking down on Burns' polluting!
- Homer: Bah! If I was governor, I would be focused on more important issues.
- Lisa: Such as?
- Homer: For one, I would make sure Washington's birthday and Lincoln's birthday were once again separate pay holidays! President's Day! Foof! I work my butt off and what break do I get?
- Marge: Homer, should you not get going or you will be late?
- Homer: Someone will cover for me.
- Charles Montgomery Burns: Working late, eh, Simpson? You and I are a dying breed. Come on, I will give you a ride home.
- Homer boards Burns' luxury car
- Homer: [impressed whistle] Cushy!
- Mr. Burns: Simpson, can I share a secret with you? They are trying to shut us down! They think we are polluting the planet.
- Homer: Nobody's perfect!
- Mr. Burns: What are we going to do?
- Homer: You know, I was just saying to my wife if I were governor....
- Mr. Burns: Unseat Governor Bailey? If I did that I could pass laws that could keep our plant open! But that would cost more than any honest man could afford! Who could afford such a campaign?
- Homer: You could sir! [nervously] Uh, I mean that you are an honest man, just that you have so much you could run for governor! Uh, where are we going sir?
- Mr. Burns: Towards our destiny. We have an election to win!
- Mr. Burns: Hello. Many questions have been asked about our friend the three-eyed fish. So to clarify the matter I have asked an actor playing Charles Darwin! Hello Charles.
- Charles Darwin Actor: Hello Monty!
- Mr. Burns: Would you please explain the theory for this three-eyed fish?
- Charles Darwin Actor: Oh certainly! Every now and then Mother Nature experiments with her creatures, giving them longer legs, sharper claws, or in this case, a third eye. If she finds the changes favorable the creatures will multiply and a new race of superfish will be created. I would not mind having a third eye, would you Monty?
- Mr. Burns: Oh no, of course not.
