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:'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young [[wikipedia:Charles Bronson|Charles Bronson]] in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''." | :'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young [[wikipedia:Charles Bronson|Charles Bronson]] in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''." | ||
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:'''[[Charles]]''': "I shot him." | :'''[[Charles]]''': "I shot him." | ||
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:'''Charles''': "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett." | :'''Charles''': "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett." | ||
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- Krusty: "And now for our parody of Mad About You called, "Mad About Shoe".
- (goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it)
- Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
- (audience boos)
- Ugh, You're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing."
- Krusty: And now, Gerald Ford!
- Gerald Ford appears
- Gerald Ford: Thank you for having me, Krusty.
- Krusty: Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
- Gerald Ford: Betty!
- Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats "BORING!"
- Gerald Ford: Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
- Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces
- Gerald Ford: What are you doing?
- TV Announcer: "And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show."
- Bernard Fife: "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
- Charles: "I shot him."
- Bernard Fife: "Well that's just...you WHAT?!"
- Charles: "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett."
- Sharry Bobbins: Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
- Homer: Did you say Mary Pop—?
- Sharry Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.