Difference between revisions of "Bart's New Friend/Quotes"

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Homer: I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom.

Lisa: I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.

Homer: It's called a double standard, one of the bedrocks of parenting?

Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.

Milhouse: What about me?

Bart: You're in the top hundred.

Milhouse: Boo-yah!

Bart: Now you're not.