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:''(Someone in the class spits tobacco at him)'' | :''(Someone in the class spits tobacco at him)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Down the hall. Room 12." | :'''Homer''': "Down the hall. Room 12." | ||
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:'''Moe''': Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. ''[Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back]'' Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – ''[grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]'' | :'''Moe''': Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. ''[Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back]'' Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – ''[grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]'' | ||
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:'''Smithers''': Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together. | :'''Smithers''': Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together. | ||
''[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]'' | ''[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]'' | ||
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:'''Smithers''': '''''YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!!''' [*smashes liquor with his crutch]'' | :'''Smithers''': '''''YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!!''' [*smashes liquor with his crutch]'' | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Smithers! ''[a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs] Smitheerrrs! | :'''Mr. Burns''': Smithers! ''[a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs] Smitheerrrs! | ||
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:'''Bart''': Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before. | :'''Bart''': Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before. | ||
:'''Lisa''': I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string. | :'''Lisa''': I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string. | ||
:''[said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]'' | :''[said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]'' | ||
:'''Snowball''': Raow! ''[ball crushes her with a ''crack'']'' | :'''Snowball''': Raow! ''[ball crushes her with a ''crack'']'' | ||
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:'''Lisa''': ''(visiting Homer in the treehouse)'' "Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!" | :'''Lisa''': ''(visiting Homer in the treehouse)'' "Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!" | ||
:''(Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it)'' | :''(Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it)'' | ||
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- Homer: "Okay, the first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone's in the right class."
- (Someone in the class spits tobacco at him)
- Homer: "Down the hall. Room 12."
- Moe: Alright, here's the 441, folks; say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these. [Moe starts a break (with a rap beat); flips back] Ooh-ae-ah-ooh – [grabs shotgun; blast three times at the roof]
- Smithers: Um, I was married once, but, er ... I just didn't know how to keep it together.
[dissolve into black and white flashback ...]
- Belle: Hah ... Come on, Waylon ... make love to me the way you used to.
- Smithers: [pours liquor] No.
- Belle: It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
- Smithers: YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!!!! *GAHN!! [*smashes liquor with his crutch]
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! [a smiling Smithers walks out to the deck to see Burns downstairs] Smitheerrrs!
- Bart: Wow, I've never seen Mom so mad at Homer before.
- Lisa: I'll tell you a secret, Bart – every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad, I go to the attic and add to my ball of string.
- [said ball is huge; Snowball II touches the string –]
- Snowball: Raow! [ball crushes her with a crack]
- Lisa: (visiting Homer in the treehouse) "Here, Dad. I brought you some nice ... aah!"
- (Homer has made a model of Marge; a tall plant to match her hairstyle, with a paper plate face stuck to it)
- Homer: "Good news, Lisa. I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way!"
- Lisa: "Dad, that's just a plant."
- Homer: "Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now, give her a kiss! KIIIIISS HER!"
- (Homer thrusts the plant in Lisa's face and accidentally drops it out of the treehouse, where it breaks on the ground below)
- Homer: "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God! Okay, let's get our story set. She tripped, right?"
