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:''(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):'' | :''(Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger. | :'''[[Bart]]''': Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Who are you? | :'''Bart''': Who are you? | ||
:'''[[Lieutenant Smash|L. T. Smash]]''': Oh, you'll find out, in due time. | :'''[[Lieutenant Smash|L. T. Smash]]''': Oh, you'll find out, in due time. | ||
:'''Bart''': Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash. | :'''Bart''': Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash. | ||
:'''L. T. Smash''': The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash. | :'''L. T. Smash''': The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] doesn't want us to play! | :'''Bart''': Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] doesn't want us to play! | ||
:'''Audience''': Boo! | :'''Audience''': Boo! | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! | :'''Principal Skinner''': That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! | ||
:'''Bart''': Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway! | :'''Bart''': Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway! | ||
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:'''L. T. Smash''': Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way! | :'''L. T. Smash''': Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way! | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! | :'''Principal Skinner''': No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! | ||
:'''L. T. Smash''': Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? | :'''L. T. Smash''': Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': ''She'' lives with ''me''. | :'''Principal Skinner''': ''She'' lives with ''me''. | ||
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:'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick! | :'''[[Ralph Wiggum]]''': I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick! | ||
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:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': What does it mean? | :'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': What does it mean? | ||
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''. | :'''[[Homer Simpson]]:''' Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like ''Rama Lama Ding-dong'' or ''Give Peace a Chance''. | ||
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:'''L. T. Smash''': It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal. | :'''L. T. Smash''': It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal. | ||
:'''Lisa''': ''Super''liminal? | :'''Lisa''': ''Super''liminal? | ||
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:'''[[Lenny]]''': I'm in. | :'''[[Lenny]]''': I'm in. | ||
:'''L.T. Smash:''' Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. ''(sees Lisa outside, walking away)'' Oh. | :'''L.T. Smash:''' Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. ''(sees Lisa outside, walking away)'' Oh. | ||
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:'''Nelson Muntz:''' They called me ''Smellson''. Ha ha! | :'''Nelson Muntz:''' They called me ''Smellson''. Ha ha! | ||
:'''Homer Simpson:''' Smellson, that's funny 'cause you ''smell''. | :'''Homer Simpson:''' Smellson, that's funny 'cause you ''smell''. | ||
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': The [[Statue of Liberty]]? Where are we?! | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': The [[Statue of Liberty]]? Where are we?! | ||
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:'''Homer:''' I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya! | :'''Homer:''' I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya! | ||
:'''Lisa:''' Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man. | :'''Lisa:''' Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man. | ||
:'''Homer''': ''(sulking)'' I wanna go home now! | :'''Homer''': ''(sulking)'' I wanna go home now! | ||
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:'''Admiral:''' The Hippy Dream, again? | :'''Admiral:''' The Hippy Dream, again? | ||
:'''L. T. Smash:''' They've been getting less frequent, sir. | :'''L. T. Smash:''' They've been getting less frequent, sir. | ||
{{Season 12|Q}} | {{Season 12|Q}} | ||
Revision as of 04:52, August 31, 2012
- (Bart is deciding whether to get beat up by the angry mob or escape with the stranger):
- Bart: Mob, stranger, mob, stranger... Stranger.
- Bart: Who are you?
- L. T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
- Bart: Well it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
- L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
- Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
- Audience: Boo!
- Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
- Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
- L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way!
- Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
- L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
- Principal Skinner: She lives with me.
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!
- Lisa Simpson: What does it mean?
- Homer Simpson: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.
- L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Sub-liminal, liminal and super-liminal.
- Lisa: Superliminal?
- L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (Leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
- Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
- Lenny: I'm in.
- L.T. Smash: Now that you know, Lisa, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. (sees Lisa outside, walking away) Oh.
- Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
- Homer Simpson: Smellson, that's funny 'cause you smell.
- Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty? Where are we?!
- Homer: I'm the jealousy bug! I'm gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
- Lisa: Ow. Cut it out! You're a grown man.
- Homer: (sulking) I wanna go home now!
- Admiral: The Hippy Dream, again?
- L. T. Smash: They've been getting less frequent, sir.
