Revision as of 14:28, November 9, 2024
| Joy to the Weird
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Joy to the Weird is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Jesus Christ to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark
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Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.
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It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…
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Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.
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Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.
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Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.
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| Task: "Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark
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Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.
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Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?
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I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.
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Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?
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Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.
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| Task: "Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark
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Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?
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I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.
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That doesn't sound very religious.
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You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.
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That I doubt.
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| Task: "Make Jesus Cast Judgement". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark
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Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.
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Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.
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I'm Buddhist.
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Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?
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I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.
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| Task: "Make Jesus Sulk". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark
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Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?
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Well, if you were Jesus…
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Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…
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We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.
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But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.
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| Task: "Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons". The job takes place at the Heavenly Swing Set and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas carol "Joy to the World".
