The Invasion Is Snow Joke

The Invasion Is Snow Joke

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: The Invasion Before Christmas Requirement(s): myPad Required characters: Kang, Kodos, Youngsters, Lisa, Bart, Normal Springfielders Next quest(s): More Presents

The Invasion Is Snow Joke is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update Reward: Kang and Kodos Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably. They think so little of us they didn't even bother to include us in their televised special. Why do we always attack on Halloween, anyway? I hate that holiday. So creepy with all the spiders and ghosts. Yes, perhaps the Earthlings would be more vulnerable on one of their other holidays. Columbus Day, maybe. If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long. Task: "Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: Christmas. It'll be the ideal time to distribute our Invado-Bots. First, we must disguise them as toys. What is the point of that, space-moron? Because kids will take anything Santa gives them and like it! Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding. Task: "Make Kang Assault Santa Claus". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 6 seconds. Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers. I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney. He's too powerful! Flee! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me. You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing. If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa. And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy. Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat. No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap. Task: "Make Kang Re-Program Funzos". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Kids Feel Something Amiss" (x5). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 6 seconds. Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun. That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman. No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap! Quest reward: 400/400 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant. Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath. I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool? What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch. Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love. If Act 1 is active: Task: "Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays". The job takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos" (x10). The jobs take place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and take 6 seconds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart? I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon. Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your "toy" contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled "days until beginning conquest of Earth". Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them! After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo! Task: "Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Tap Robo-Funzos" (x10). Quest reward: 20, 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed! I help those who help themselves. Jesus Christ?! You're real?! Well, we're living in a town reconstituted after my dad blew it up with a nuclear blast. I guess anything is possible. Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers. Oh, I'll be doing something just as important. Task: "Place Jesus' Carpentry Shop". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Craft the Candy Cane Fencing in Jesus' Shop". Task: "Tap Robo-Funzos" (x10). Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them. That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace. Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the "Prince of High Prices". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us. If I live, it'll make a great college application essay. I've something that may help, ahoyvin. I call it the Re-Gifting Machine! It uses electromagnetic pulses to over-load the Robo-Funzos' circuitry. After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians. Task: "Place the Re-Gifting Machine". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos". Task: "Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre! That's great. Now, if we can just find something else for Lisa to worry about. We have to help the other Springfields. Robo-Funzos have started taking over their towns, too! And there you have it. Task: "Tap Robo-Funzos in a Friend's Town" (x3). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out! I can't believe we managed to wrap everything up in one act. Usually it takes three! Well, now that you've said that, I did notice a suspicious new construction site. What's so suspicious? The sign on the construction fence says: "Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore". Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible. Task: "Make Bart Hate Reading". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 8 hours. Task: "Place Rigellian Construction Site". It takes 4 hours. My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate. Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is. Message The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon. Quest reward: 500 and 50

The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Invasion Before Christmas quests
Balderdashing All the Way • The Invasion Is Snow Joke • More B.S. • More Presents • 'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas
J. Rigellian Christ	The Birth of a Notion
Lyla	That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow
Worker Elves	Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions
Conductor Otto	Angels We Have Heard While High
Elf Bart and Elf Lisa	To Thine Own Elf Be True
Christmas Tree Ralph	O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum
Santa Kang	Kris-Cross • Time to Toy Around
Mrs. Kodos Claus	Claus-Et Homemaker
Shiva	Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner
Santa Claus	Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses
Gautama Buddha	Sutrageous Fortune
Jack Frost	A Touch of Ice-Solation
Jesus Christ	Joy to the Weird
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert	Kwanzaa Talk About It?
Buildings	All Presents and Accounted for • The Animal Within • The Cabin in the Redneck Woods • Fixer Upper Fortress • Krusty's Kristmas Makes a Komeback • Let's Take a Pole: North or South? • The Promised Land • A Rocky Relationship • Third-Eye Watchtower
Decorations	Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire • Ginger Bread and Loving It • The Gingerbread House on Lollipop Lane • It's Snow Trouble • Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar • Nay Care Day Care • On Thin Ice • Snakes on a Sleigh • Unstable Stable • The War on Christmas