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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow

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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Invasion Before Christmas
Required characters: Lyla, Regular Females, Mr. Burns
Optional characters: Premium Females

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Lyla to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
Lyla I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
Lyla According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
Lyla Apparently I came back to Springfield.
Lyla - Sad Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
Lyla - Sad Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.
Task: "Make Lyla Zen Out". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Search for His Lost Love". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
Lyla - Annoyed Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
Gautama Buddha You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with...Montgomery Burns.
Lyla Yuk.
Gautama Buddha Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
Lyla - Annoyed I'd still rather be a cat.
Task: "Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Sense Love Is Near". The job takes place at Burns Homes and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
Lyla Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
Lyla After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
Lyla I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
Luann Well don't ask me, 'cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!
Task: "Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives". The jobs take place at The Peak Inn and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
Lyla Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
Mr. Burns - Surprised You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.
Lyla You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?
Mr. Burns Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
Lyla - Happy Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!
Task: "Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.
Mr. Burns - Happy And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
Lyla Kind of.
Mr. Burns - Happy Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
Lyla - Annoyed I'll get back to you.
Task: "Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Swoon". The job takes place at The Peak Inn and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the novel That Was Then, This Is Now by S. E. Hinton.