| Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Shiva to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark
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I have come to Springfield to fight a mighty demon, hideous and hugely fat.
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Yep, that's him there, cramming his face with pork chops.
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Hey, dude, can you use one of those extra arms to pass the gravy?
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Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.
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Task: "Make Shiva Admire Homer". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Gorge". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark
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Homer, you are such an impressive and noble demon, I want to grant you a gift -- anything you want.
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I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth -- I'd rather eat the gift horse -- but what's in it for you?
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I want to make a new friend. My wife's always saying I should get off the sofa and meet people.
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Your wife and mine must've gone to the same college: Nag U.
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Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!
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Task: "Make Homer Choose His Gift". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Shiva Balance Consciousness". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark
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So, Homer, have you chosen the boon you wish to receive?
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I want anyone I put my hand on to turn into food.
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Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.
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Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord...
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Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!
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Task: "Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Shiva Hide in the Basement". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark
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Apu, have you seen Lord Shiva? I want to put my hand on his head and turn him into food.
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Hope you're cool with that.
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Well, He is one of the three primal Lords of the Cosmos, but on the other hand, you're a valued customer.
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I shouldn't tell you this, but if you want to summon Shiva, all you have to do is this little dance.
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Oh, not Bollywood!
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Task: "Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark
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Come on, Apu, I've been doing this dance for hours and it still hasn't summoned Shiva. I'm starving.
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Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.
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Great, just like this... D'oh!
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Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.
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Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.
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You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the "Story of Bhasmasura".
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Task: "Make Shiva Run the World". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Try to Eat Himself". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the film Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.
