Difference between revisions of "Drill, Baby, Drill!"

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Drill, Baby, Drill! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires The Fracker to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark New city means new grounds to frack. Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs. I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water. Task: "Make The Fracker Advertise his Services". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production! If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield. That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake! That's not what I meant sir... Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack. Task: "Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Do Geological Surveys". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west. I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job! Excellent joke sir. Task: "Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field? Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse. Causing an earthquake? Part of the job. Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go. We'll pay you whatever it takes. Done. Task: "Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack". The job takes 4 hours. No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake. I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far. It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them... But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse. Your rambling annoys me child. Task: "Make The Fracker Frack the Ground". The job takes 24 hours. You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee! My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank! Quest reward: 200 and 20