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The Abe-ador is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Toreador Grampa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter? Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man. You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back! First I'll need a red cape. The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge... Task: "Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark Now, the key to bullfighting is to get the bulls good and mad at ya. An angry bull makes mistakes. You gotta know how to insult a bull. Remember that bulls don't understand English. They speak Spanish. Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done. Umm... Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here. I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere! Task: "Make Toreador Abe Taunt Springfielders". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death. As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing. I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore? The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man. He talks like a pirate. That whole "argh" thing. Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you? It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him. It happens. Disco Stu went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build the Frying Dutchman". Task: "Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain". The job takes place at The Frying Dutchman and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone! Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac. "Maniac" is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull. Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body. Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins. Task: "Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship". The job takes 24 hours. Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public! Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine. It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant -- -- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep. Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes. It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth. But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous! Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful. Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff. Deal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck? You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days. I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers? Here, let me show you how it's done... Task: "Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20